Young, Dumb & Full of Cum #5

There's some confusion figuring out who's who in Young, Dumb & Full of Cum #5, since a couple of the actresses names in the film are matched up differently than they are on the box. Of course, since these up and coming stars are only now starting to appear in adult films, I had no way of knowing if the box cover was screwed up or if the credits in the film were in error. So to provide readers with the most accurate information, I will refer to both names, using the one in the movie as the preference, but also listing the name as it appears on the box, just in case I am mistaken.

First up is Katie Craven, or the girl listed as Celeste on the box cover. Katie is a foreign girl and Kyle Stone quickly takes advantage of her lack of English skills by luring her back to his apartment for some sweet lovin'. I wasn't terribly impressed with this first segment, and although the scene ends in a facial (in my opinion, the best way to end any sex scene), this is not one I would want to watch over again.

The second scene, however, is one worth watching again, and the scene that saves this disc from being a disappointment. Aurora Snow (a beautiful creature who you can also see in Grrl Power!) and Jade Marcella decide to test the lesbian waters with each other. Another guy walks in on them and decides he is going to fuck Aurora from behind while she is licking out Jade. Soon, the scene has turned into a full-blown threesome, including some anal action with Ms. Marcella. It all concludes with a nice (although weak in terms of sperm count) facial for both the girls.

The third scene introduces us to either Claudia (the movie's credits) or Katy (the box credits), depending on which one you trust. She is in a bed with her body wrapped around a blow-up alien doll (no doubt some kinky stuff was going on before she fell !) and these two guys come in and pretty much themselves on her. There isn't quite enough rough stuff in this scene to suggest ...but you can tell that is what the director was shooting for. The weird thing is that one of the guys leaves half-way through the segment and never returns. The lone remaining guy gets involved in some extensive anal action before the scene ends.

Finally, we wrap up the film with Cassie, who is the hot blonde in the middle of the box cover (and identified properly!). While she's not the cutest girl in the film (Aurora has my heart, and she can have my phone number too, if she wants it!), Cassie is certainly the most eager to perform, and has a nice scene here with a guy whom I believe might be Steve Hatcher, although I was not 100 percent sure.

Overall, Young, Dumb & Full of Cum #5 is a hit and miss title (both the scenes and the cumshots!) and its appeal will depend on how attractive you find the girls on the cover. Personally, I think it's worth catching solely for the Aurora/Jade scene, but if neither of those girls appeal to you, then you will probably want to pass on this title.

Ever fantasized about screwing some young girl who is currently enjoying the summer after her graduation from high school? This fantasy girl just got done with algebra II- barely passing American government, band, and typing, her favorite class. Then she meets you in the park, and you fuck her as if there is no tomorrow? I have never had a fantasy like that. But, if you have, then this DVD might be for you; It might be a way to find out how others have experienced this same phenomenon. You know, a lot of girls out there may want older men in their pussies, but they just don't come upon the opportunity to ask. And as far as in their asses goes, that may be thinking too far ahead. Regardless, these girls: Celeste, Aurora Snow, Jade Marcella, Claudia, Kelly, and Cassie probably made it through high school algebra long enough to calculate they'd rather have dick - and they figured out how to get it: star in a Mark Zane Production.

First we see Celeste walking through the park with a father-figure man. Of course, he takes her to the shelter to get a blowjob. What every man would do, only he is loving the fact that she is 20 years younger than him. Maybe he'll get to remember his lost youth and the vigor he once had. Needless to say, he has enough vigor to lick her pussy, put her on top, fuck her on bottom, enter her from the rear, put her back up to again, this time reverse, and then finish off with a cum shot to the face. Celeste has a tan, young body, the kind we like to fantasize about. I hope there are girls coming up through the ranks like her.

Next Aurora Snow and Jade Marcella seem to be hanging out, listening to records after school. And like a lot of young women these days, their thoughts turn to licking each other's pussies. Why not? - all the other girls in school are doing it. And all the young boys at school are jerks anyway. So, they go at it on the living room floor, Aurora licking young Jade as if they've done it before. Then an older man, apparently their housemate or friend of the family walks in to find them going at it. Of course he has to show them how to really have sex properly - with a man. And he does them doggie style before letting Aurora ride him to orgasm. While he has his dick in Jade's mouth, Aurora sucks and pulls on his balls as if they have no feelings. I mean she pulls on his testicles in a way that mine won't move. Finally, he teaches them about anal before coming on their faces. Jade and Aurora tie with Celeste for the cutest girls on the DVD, and probably will earn the thought of most viewers: "Yeah, I'd do her." Especially if I happened upon them in very sexual situations and they were anxious.

As in many DVDs, the quality of the sex goes downhill about halfway through. Next we see Claudia awoken by two young studs who bang the snot out of her. It's as if they had always wanted to screw their sister's friend, but their sister was always around. And finally, they caught the girl napping when their sister was not home. So, the young men put her through the normal paces of "two men with one young girl sex" in all the standard ways. It would have been nicer to see them in a better setting than a low-rent apartment. And two men waking up a girl to screw her was a little edgy for me.

Finally, another man screws wild-child, Cassie. Unless it is your fantasy to screw a young hottie with a giant blue tattoo on her breast, you can probably skip this scene. But, she has a cute smile and I wish her well.

On the whole, this DVD delivers sex with young, possibly dumb women, filling them with cum. Obviously geared toward men with specific fantasies, the DVD may fit the bill for you. The DVD is not fit for someone who likes complex DVD features, interviews or behind the scenes footage, as it does not really offering any of these. Nor is it really the type of DVD that you'd watch with your girlfriend, unless she is 19 and you are 43. It is pretty edgy in respect to age differences, and I hope they were nice to these young ladies. But, girls do mature faster than men.

The audio and visual quality of the DVD is somewhat inconsistent, going downhill from the first scene, which was shot in natural light. The three scenes shot indoors only manage passable lighting. I mean, you can see what is going on, but not super well.

I got this because I'm a fan of Aurora Snow, Jade Marcella and Claudia Adkins, and they're all here! So I thought this DVD would be awesome. Wrong!

This is the 2nd Zane product I've purchased, and it's obvious to me Zane just isn't a very high quality studio. Especially compared to my favorites, Anabolic and Diabolic studios! First of all, Claudia is labeled "Katy" on the box cover, and Katy Crown (an ok German anal-slut) is labeled "Celeste". The sex scenes aren't shot very well, and have very poor angles! I felt bored. Even when my two faves appeared together, Jade and Aurora, it was hard to keep me interested. I love Jade and Aurora, but Jade looked like she was about to fall as Aurora performed oral on her...and so was I!

The energy level could've been higher, perhaps having more guys between them would have helped! One guy is not enough for these ladies...especially to share! Just check out "Space Invaderz" or "Gangbang Slut 7" - those have great Aurora and Jade performances, respectively.

Lastly, Claudia appeared, and finally there's a scene with two guys, but then one of the guys mysteriously "disappears" half-way through! What's up with that? I was having a great time watching the three of them get nasty - it was easily the best part of this DVD - then I was left slightly disappointed.

Aurora, Claudia and Jade will hopefully stay away from Zane productions in the future. They can do much better! I don't recommend this DVD, not even to fans of these girls!