Chasing The Big Ones #1

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but don't all chicks want a big dick? I mean, I've never heard a girl say, "whoa, that cock is too big." So the title of this movie, Chasing the Big Ones, is somewhat misleading. However, I would have to say that these guys redefine the state of having a big cock--these guys probably make horses cry.

We open with Sheila, dancing and stripping, then making her way downstairs to attempt to swallow the mighty man-sword that is Lexington Steele. He goes a bit nuts with her tits, licking and rubbing them like they were -flavored before jamming his rod into her waiting mouth. She licks a bit, then they both spread a blanket on the nearby couch, for the purpose of him not blowing a big load on the expensive leather, I would imagine. They go quickly to the sex, with Lex jamming his hammer into her coin slot. Moving from missionary to cowgirl, Sheila is really having a problem getting more than half of that horse-piece into her snatch, but with his help from behind, he pokes her internal organs with ease. In the end, she licks the sledgehammer, he moans like a little bitch in heat, and sprays her face, hair, and all of the nearby upholstery with his man juice.

Next is Jade, once again dancing and stripping, ending up in a living room with two rather well-endowed men who seem to be in heat. She alternates sucking and jerking them, and in turn, they alternate being on the receiving end of the suck, and jamming their tongues in her clam. Like good boys, the guys take turns slamming her from behind with , while she tries to moan, which is rather hard with a mouthful of cock. They switch back and forth before giving her the double-shot of crème de man.

Poor Mandingo, he is so tense. So, to relieve his tension, he invites to honeys over to massage him. Yeah, the massage lasts about 30 seconds before they adjourn to the bedroom where they strip and pleasure him further like most masseuses will for the right amount of money. Riding Jade from Tanya from behind, he gets a good rhythm while she jams a dildo into Jade with some . Now comes the fun part, Tanya leaves, then comes back with a rather large strap-on, which she uses while she gets it from behind. Ok, so picture it. There's Mandingo pounding from behind, Tanya in the middle, and she's hammering Jade who's on the bottom. Everyone gets something.

Eileen just can't wait to get upstairs, and so she begins sucking Lex on the stairs, damn near before he can get his pants off. Once upstairs, she does a quick striptease, then climbs on top on the couch. In a daring display of poise and precision, Lex picks her up and keeps fucking while she desperately clings to him, moving around the room in concentric circles. Ending up on the floor, she gets her titties fucked, and then in a display of simple pain, she takes his slammer in the ass. Now, either she is into pain, or she has been fucked in the ass so much, she can shit sideways, because there is no reason for something that large to be in somewhere that small. But, hey, to each their own.

The final scene has Nefertiti stripping and rubbing herself in the bathroom, then being approached by her beau, who moves her into the bedroom for some mutual licking before railing her from the top, the bottom, and all around. She doesn't really get into it, which is surprising. I mean, to me at least, it would seem that a huge cock would be the equivalent of a really tight pussy for a guy, and we all know how good that is. Anyway, a quick doggie to reverse cowgirl helps out, but in the end, it's just a paltry facial.

Overall, a pretty good flick. If you like to see girls' kidneys get stabbed, then go for it. In terms of features, this disc had chapter search, photo gallery, trailers, and website info.