There's Something About Jack

THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT JACK is new to DVD, and this the first volume of many to come where Jack Napier (a porno star named after the Joker...how appropriate!) finds girls willing to take his massive tool (and I do mean massive...a few more minutes of watching and I would have developed a complex) out for a ride. While not the most appealing selection of girls, at least for my tastes, they are game and they do give Jack's big cock a pretty good workout. Along for the festivities for at least one scene is Mandingo, one of Jack's buddies who isn't coming up short in the meat department either. One of the biggest problems with this DVD is that we are presented the character in such a way that it is supposed to be a story. Yet, half the time you can hear the director giving pointers in the background, and Jack often talks directly to the camera or director as well. They should have just made it straight gonzo instead of trying to come up with these little stories and pretending that these girls are anything but adult actresses. However, if you are into interracial action, and you like seeing girls getting pounded a huge cock, then THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT JACK will live up to your expectations.

In the first scene, Bridgette Kerkove plays a college student who is supposed to be going from apartment to apartment looking for subscriptions to the school newspaper. The "apartments" are obviously hotel rooms, and the director makes no effort to hide the fact. If you watch carefully, you will see the number on the first room she tries is the exact same number as the room she finds Jack in. This is what we like to call "extremely low budget" in the film world! Anyway, we didn't tune in for continuity, did we? Bridgette wants to charge $20 a month for her newspaper. Jack offers her $50 to deep throat him, and of course, she accepts. Oh, if the real world could only work like this! But seeing as I hardly ever have $50 in my wallet, I guess it doesn't make a whole lot of difference. The highlight of this scene is a great anal banging in which we see just how wide Bridgette's bunghole can be stretched out. Turns out, it can be stretched pretty darn far! Jack winds up coming on her ass, which is so stretched out that some of it actually shoots inside her hole, even though Jack's cock is a few inches away from it!

Next up is Selena Del Ray, who is playing a secretary Jack really wants to get it on with. He bribes a delivery man to get inside, but she shuns him at first. She finally gives him her address and tells him to come over that night. Later, Jack can barely get inside the door as she grabs him, throws him down on a chair and starts sucking on his manhood. Out of all the girls in this DVD, Selena seems to handle Jack's tool the best...perhaps because she's used to taking on huge guys. The scene finishes off with a cum shot across her body. Which brings me to another point. There are no facials in this movie. The closest we get will be in the final scene, but considering that Jack's deposits are often equal to the size of his tool, it would have been nice to see one of these girls drenched in his cum...but I suppose that's just a personal preference.

The third scene is one in which Jack is joined by his buddy, Mandingo, to search the town for willing babes. Lucky for them (and for us) they find Asian girl Bamboo with a broken down car. After fixing it, they convince her she must return a favor to them. They take her back to the apartment, turn on a porno movie and tell her that is what she has to do. In the world of porn, these kinds of things happen real easy. In our world, we would be running from the police! Bamboo agrees, and starts sucking on Jack's cock. But Jack is called away on business (we are never told what) and Mandingo gets to work Bamboo over in the bedroom. She must be pretty tight, because he comes pretty quickly. Jack is called back to work Bamboo over some more, but it doesn't take Jack long either to squirt all over her ass.

The final scene involves Lola, who is supposed to be an old high school friend of Jack. It is funny to watch the two try to ad lib about their old high school, since it is obvious that the two are making stuff up on the spot. For heaven's sake, Lola can't even remember the name of her high school or the year she graduated! Another failure of the American public school system, I suppose. Although she claims to be a virgin, when it comes to sex, Lola must have her master's degree! The only annoying thing is that she tends to squeal like a dolphin during sex, but I'll forgive her. The climax is the closest we get to a cum shot in this movie, as a little of it goes on her chin, but most of it winds up on her neck and chest. Be sure not to tune out after the last cum shot...as an added bonus, we get to see Lola finger herself, and we're talking four fingers!

If you like previews, you'll like the extras on this DVD. Before the movie are some previews of other West Coast Productions DVDs, and after the movie are all the previews of the other JACK volumes, including a sneak preview of JACK 2, which contains a complete scene with Leanni Lei! These previews are also available to watch separately from the main menu. Although JACK would have been better with just sticking to the sex instead of trying to create all these different scenarios, it is a fun movie to watch, and a must for interracial addicts