Up and Cummers 89

Randy West is one of the respected luminaries of porn; he's really cranked 'em out both as an actor, and now as an "auteur" behind the long-running "Up and Cummers" series. "Up and Cummers" latched onto some talent during some pretty early stages of their careers: ladies like Tera Patrick and Jenna Jameson (pre-boob job, even) to name a couple. So it has already earned a hallowed position in porndom, even if I don't personally consider it to be as consistently terrific as other pure-sex lines like some stronger "Whack Attack" entries or "Nasty Nymphos."

At any rate, "Up and Cummers #89" is, obviously, the 89th entry and it's distinguished as being the "Big Tit Lover's Special". That statement's no lie, as the three coozes in this movie are very top-heavy indeed. In fact, all three are pretty delectable, and while I wasn't totally blown away, I was certainly more than merely engaged.

First up is Paige Turner, a cute college kid with big natural boobs and a boyfriend named Keith, who's her lucky stud. Randy says that she didn't do many scenes (this one and maybe two others before dropping out of the biz) and that's kind of a shame. Not that big boobs are enough to justify a place in porn, but Paige has a quirky look, and a shyness that I found adorable (and arousing). By a swimming pool, Keith has his manmeat sucked by his lady's eager mouth (lucky bastard) and gets a titfuck too before he eagerly dines on her snatch. He even rims his lady love; that's true devotion for you! After some lusty missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and doggy (again) style banging, Keith cums all over her body and tits.

The next scene features Hungarian bleached-blonde Mina, and this honey really runs Randy and Eric Everhard through the wringer. The scene lasts a whopping 45 minutes, and there are three cumshots during its course, two of which are internal! This is certainly Class-A action here (even if it's not exactly Classic either), and you won't be disappointed, particularly if you like Eurotart T&A as much as me. Mina takes these studs (is Randy really a stud anymore? Ah, who cares) every which way but anal (although she eagerly eats Randy's asshole, crying "Nice ass! I love ass!"), with lots of deep blowjobs, hungry pussy eating, impassioned titfucking, and jackhammer pussy plowing (just wait til you see Eric pounding her cowgirl style...it's so hard, fast and lusty that you expect to see smoke coming out of her cunt). The one downside is that the first internal, by Randy West, is like most of his cumshots: weak and not very copious. You hear him cum, and see some goo on Mina's fingers after she's dipped them into her snatch, but you don't see much full-on creampie action either.

That's saved for Eric, who really fills her gash during his cowgirl style tryst with her, and after some more fucking (she really seems turned on, judging from her cries of pleasure), he cums again into her mouth and on her chin.

Colorado-raised Cheyenne O'Donnell has some of the most lovely milk jugs hanging on her chest that you're ever going to see, and Randy marvels over them. As you might expect, Adam Wilde - the main stud of the scene - happily and eagerly breastfeeds as any red-blooded heterosexual male would do. He gets an oral knob polishing before getting to real business. Cheyenne's a bit shy like Paige, but here the shyness also translates into a slight bit less energy. Some parts of his segment drag as a result, but still those tits are an eyeful and there's enough good solid fucking to keep it afloat. Randy ducks in from behind the camera to sample Cheyenne's wares, and gets some pussy and cocksucking done before graciously (or is that foolishly?) handing her back to Adam. After some cowgirl and reverse cowgirl style boffing (watch those bouncing boobs, gents) for Adam, Randy spoons her and cums on her chin, tongue and body. Adam rims her, spoons her, then cums on her ass...but pathetically so. Randy's got an excuse: age. Adam, however, seems to be a young man, and when he's been banging this Grade-A tramp for so long, all that comes out of his cock is one tiny droplet of sperm. For shame! It's a disappointing closer to a kind of mixed-quality scene, although I will definitely say that Cheyenne's tits are a true knockout.

Finishing things off is a B.J. and titfuck scene between Randy and Mina, just so he can get his ya-yas off again. Hey, who can blame him?

All in all, "Up and Cummers #89" is a solid entry in this long-running series, and a solid suck-n-fuck fest when considered on its own. It looks fine for the most part, and though sound is a bit lacking during the Q&A sessions that kick off each girl, I wasn't terribly offended. I wouldn't call this movie a must have, but if you're a completist of the series, or just have some spare time and cash on your hands to check out some fine fresh meat getting royally porked, then this title won't let you down.

Extras-wise, there's only a photo gallery and six trailers (that are really clips from a scene) for other Randy West titles, plus contact info for New Machine, the DVD company behind this release. One aspect that I'd really like to praise about the DVD though is its girl-based menu: you can select the girl you want to see, and from there the scene is chaptered for that girl alone. So you can really check out the action that you want to see, for the slutlet that you particularly like.