Adventures of Shorty Mac #3, The

Black Market's The Adventures of Shorty Mac 3 visually captures a series of conquests in the life of Shorty Mac, whose short physical stature serves as excellent cover to hide the long, thick black pogo stick he unleashes on the unsuspecting white girls he sweet-talks off the street and back to his buddy's place for some interracial coupling. This gonzo style 'fish-and-catch' title is reminiscent of several Jack Napier and MILF hunter flicks, combining the sexual exploits along with a healthy dose of humor.

One of the scenes in Shorty Mac 3 has Shorty making a bet with his cameraman that he can pull a tomboyish lesbian (apparently) from playing on the basketball court to playing a different game back on the couch at his friend's place. Danza indeed has a girlfriend, but that doesn't stop Shorty Mac from getting the taller basketball-playing Danza naked and on her knees to sample his thick rod as deep as she can take in her mouth. The real challenge comes when the tattooed brave soul takes Shorty inside of her. It's joy and pain as Shorty Mac works his way inside Danza. You'll be to believe Danza's cries throughout the scene as it looks like the lady with a girlfriend is getting penetrated by a Lincoln log too big for coitus with her vagina. Shorty Mac enjoys the obvious discomfort/pleasure his size causes and drills Danza doggy-style against her fleshy pale-skinned (and nice) ass. Even his cousin (Wesley Pipes) joins in on the action to get a free suck job and poke off of Danza as the family members trade off holes to pilfer.

As part of the motif to the movie, it seems to be a prerequisite for Shorty to hunt down ladies considerably taller than him to slap skin with. And none of the ladies are taller than Aaliyah Jolie. With little breasts and seriously tight physique, she's initially surprised by the girth staring her in the face, but she goes to work like an eager beaver?taking Shorty down her throat with saliva dripping from her mouth. It's a sign that Aaliyah's ready to take the imminent pounding with gusto. Unlike Danza, Aaliyah turns the tables on Shorty Mac and rides him hard and fast. The statuesque blonde ups the ante even further when she willfully takes all of this unusually large bone up her ass without hesitation and little sign of pain, but plenty of lustful pleasure! She pops the star twice and leaves him sweaty from the encounter.

And like Bangbus, he kicks out the house with her clothes barely on her back.

I don't know if it's right to say the scene with freckled redhead Trinity Post is the best or the most brutal (which could also make it the best depending on how you like it). Trinity takes the approach of playing with Shorty and mocking his height (among other things), but the jokes go out the window when she gets her first naked look of what Shorty has to offer. It's all sexual action and Shorty's dictating the pace. He makes Trinity's eyes bug out of her head when he's licking her clit in a 69, and the first time (and several times after the first time) he penetrates Trinity's slit, she lets out a scream only dogs can hear.

Wesley returns in front of cameras to share in Cousin Shorty's redheaded bounty. These two split Trinity Post in half like a wishbone and stick her holes like a pin cushion with back-to-back double penetrations. The sweaty session culminates with Shorty and Wesley giving Trinity both anal and vaginal creampies.

She too gets booted out the house after she collapses wet and exhausted on the floor.

The DVD has a few extras outsides of the scenes. There's a photo gallery with still shots from the scenes themselves, trailers and some behind-the scenes footage.

For the shock value, a little of the humor and some of the action, The Adventures of Shorty Mac 3 is pretty good, but as some of the scenes seem to deliver, the others are somewhat of a boring letdown (the DVD's covergirl Julia Bond and the others not mentioned in the review). Also, the repetitive ending of kicking the women out after getting one's nut off is overdone to the point of irritation. Been there, done that. Bottom line, some will like, but others may not be all that impressed.