Up and Cummers 74

If there were a Nobel Prize for pornography, I would quickly step forward and nominate the very committed Randy West for what he has done. Here's a man who has worked on his off days (Labor Day for Real Female Masturbation 5), using his own body to bring us the best. This uncompromising martyr is inspiration for us all.

Oh, wait, he's getting laid all the time. Nevermind.

The lucky bastard gets into Candy May, Bridgette Hasek, and Nina Kournikova this time, with a bit of Christine at the very end.

Oranje wife's insists the best thing about Randy's videos is the interview part, getting to know at least a bit about each girl. Nina's interview is done alongside Randy, the camera handed over to someone else (can I have that job?). The Czech beauty is in a tight blue top, a short black skirt, and excellent stockings. Alright, so thigh-highs are my thing...they work.

Nina and Randy get to know each other quite well before getting down to a bit of business. The action is so varied, I'll just sum up here. The oral sex is skilled on both sides, with Randy really digging into the pleasant-pussied East European. She sucks a mean dick as well, going for a bit of a Randy rimjob on the side while she masturbates herself. And any guy that's had a woman do that to him won't mind this one bit. She does finally take the stockings off mid-penetration (BOO!), and eventually jerks him off with her feet. Ick. But that's me.

Candy May has one hell of an impressive rack. Damn! Alright, maybe not so big, but I think they're real, so stunning in that respect. It's also her first video, so please be kind to her. Born in Arizona, recently relocated from Vegas to LA, her interview is much shorter than Nina's and they get down to business much faster. She strips, fingering herself a bit, but quickly has her cunt pumped by Randy's meat. Not much into it, this lass, but she gets there. A few minutes of fucking and Randy jumps up and tit fucks the new girl. He shoots load number one this way.

Barely time to recover, and she hops on top of him on the couch, ready to ride. Seven positions and a bit of cocksucking later, and Candy takes Randy's load on her little asshole. Not bad for the first timer, and it'll be nice to see her again after some practice.

Bridgette Hasek is the third and final main feature girl for this one. There isn't much of an interview, since either Bridgette is having a language problem or she really doesn't want to be there. I still couldn't tell at the end. Randy tapes her during some slightly boring masturbation, since she really wasn't into it. A short edit, and Randy emerges from behind the camera, clad in a Jerry Rice jersey, and quickly gets in there. He eats the pretty Hasek (a resemblance of Kalin Olsen without breasts, for those of you that know), as she seems to finally relax a bit. Not bad of sucking dick, but whatever she lacks in technique, she makes up for in longevity.

It's a shame she doesn't really loosen up much for the sex, taking it in a variety of positions before her first on screen anal scene. I might have enjoyed it had she. She was into everything vaginal well enough, but the anal was a touch lukewarm. She does suck him off to climax and takes it in the mouth, so I guess she makes up for it.

Christine shows up for a bit at the end, a leggy, sexy brunette with enough of a body to make me very, very attentive. She's a friend of one of the girls from Real Female Masturbation 4, and does a bit on her own. She strips, showing off a gorgeous body, then sucks Randy off while he has the camera. Short, but outstanding.

Oh, and Nina's back at the end, outdoors this time. She takes Randy on again, just to linger in our memories. Nice.

You know what you're getting with Randy, so it's more of the same, but that isn't a complaint. The menus are easy to navigate and not overdone. More solid effort, Mr. West. You are a tireless role model for us all.