Persona

I like Jill Kelly. And that's the saving grace here, since it is pretty much the Jill Kelly show. We've got psycho Jill, the wig-wearing, anyone-fucking, schizophrenic nympho, trying to get sorted out by psychologist Herschel Savage (not anyone's front line choice for a shrink, to be sure).

First off, full points to Video Team for including an e-mail address for complaints and suggestions. At least they listen, and there really wasn't too much to complain about here. Take away the Jill Kelly, and then we'll have words...

The Old School "Sexual Situations in the Following Adult Feature..." was nice, too. I don't know why.

Jill starts out as a redhead (and I desperately wanted to know who the gorgeous flame-locked one was that I had somehow missed in my film scouting...), but if you pay enough attention to that (gorgeous) body, you'll know who it is. Those breasts are the tip off. Of course, had I paid attention to the opening credits instead of jumping right for the scene selector, I would have known this. But no matter. They inverse the fucking with the sucking here, which is unusual, and not altogether bad. For 1997 (when this was produced), it would have changed the formula up nicely. At any rate, the only thing we don't get in scene one is pussy licking, with anal included. The money shot looked fake, since hit load looked like glue, but that was down to lighting. They did some odd things with red and blue lights, taking away from the scene a bit.

Then Jill torments poor Savage for a bit. He's her doctor, but she just wants some of him. He's still the funniest actor in porn.

Jill seems to imagine a scene next, a good lesbian scene. The two girls (Sharon Kane and a tired looking Alex Silk) at least seem into it (to the point where I thought they could be real-life girls-only women). Thankfully, they don't play with the lighting here, so we get to see everything as well. It's a bit dark, but not so bad. They go down on each other, lingerie still on, and the scene's really starting to work. But then they go straight for the strap on, and it's downhill from here. Sucking on the thing didn't help much. The girls mercifully fade to black and white, then out with a shot of Jill in the back. What she had to do with this, I don't know.

So then Jill walks into a bar, past a couple of guys, strips in the restroom, then comes out nude for the two of them. What the hell, you might ask? She's a crazy nympho. Don't worry about it. Peter North is one of the guys... I couldn't easily identify the other. The scene is decently shot, and the action makes sense (except for the sucking two guys at once thing... that never works). But the red and blue lighting is back, making things hard to see. This time it's darker, making matters worse. Still, the action's good. Dual breast shots for the cream fans, and out we go.

There's a montage of aborted shots here, some heavy editing to cover something up. It's a few minutes before we get to.... dominatrix Jill! Hooray! She's got some fuschia coloured wig on this time, with some odd lingerie thing and a whip. Two girls (Erica Lockett and Julie Rage) are waiting by the bed. Jill yells at them that they're hers, and then some guy comes in. The two girls get all over him while Jill watches. So it will be S&M on the sidelines for this one. Everyone does put in a good show (what an ass on Jill...), but Jill doesn't get involved in the scene; she just runs off in the middle of it. The guy's allowed to finish, though, with a shared facial for the two girls.

Jill runs into Savage again, and fires him. That way they can have sex. How this helps I don't know, but the two experts share some outstanding oral. They fuck all over the office (including a breast-smooshing bit against a window), and the movie ends. I guess.

It just felt like a contractual obligation film, with no one really wanting to be there. If you're a Jill fan, don't hesitate to pick this one up. Otherwise, well, you might do better elsewhere.