You, Me and Her

Finally, a film after my own heart. You, Me & Her. Yeah, that's some good stuff there, though it would be a lot hotter if my wife and girlfriend were into each other. They're friends and all, but not like that. So it won't be Ann Marie Rios' tasty ass with Tori Black's sultry look for me, then. Which is good, as the view is a lot better from this side of the camera, even if we can be jealous of the lucky bastard who got to stick hit bits in them. It's a fun little film that'll have you figuring out which acquaintance might like to join you...

It's nice when a film can start with Aletta Ocean, too. That's the way a lot of films should start, though more and more of her scenes have her looking like she applied her makeup with a shotgun. Backing off that just a little bit might be nice. Especially as she has amazing eyes and is a great performer. But damn if she doesn't look like the undead with that much rouge and eyeliner on. Strange set for this, as it reminds me of what an S&M dungeon at Camden Yards might look like. It's a kind of POV thing with us in a cage while Aletta and her wonderful ass (I mean, this makes my day) works over the other guy. I just can't take Aletta seriously with her accent trying to sound mean. It just comes across all wrong. I'm willing to bet she's probably nice in person based on this performance. Just not her, this role. The shot of her lightly using the whip on his nuts hurts me a bit, but I don't like pain with my pleasure like that. I do love me some anal, though, so I wish I had this kind of shot at Aletta's ass. Thorough and well captured. I also like the setup for the double facial, with Aletta laying back on a table, legs spread. She does that so well. Not the best double shot I've ever seen, but it's good enough.

Tori Black and Ann Marie Rios are up second, getting their groove on with the incomparable Manuel Ferrera. They do seem a bit hemmed in in this scene as well, and the chemistry isn't all there. And for some reason I'm finding Tori Black less and less attractive as time goes on. Can't explain it, but there's something going on in her eyes that I don't like, something kind of dark. Pretty average scene, with the girls not interacting much, and the facial is impressive in quantity, but not in aim.

Holly Sampson was the one I really wanted to see in this film. I'm not a blonde guy but there's something about the way she carries herself in this scene that is simply fantastic. A lot of this scene is done POV, which is strange as it doesn't start off that way. Just a bit of a mental disconnect getting my brain wrapped around that. It's a no anal threeway, so they take plenty of turns. I wanted to enjoy the first mouthshot, but it was far too bumpy, so you couldn't really see it hit her face, and James Deen was kind of staring into the camera the whole time in a disconcerting way. Could have been better, this scene.

It was weird that the scene with Diana Doll and Brooke Belle didn't show up in the menu once you select a scene. It was only in the overall scene selection. Odd. Fun to watch, too, as the two busty blondes put on a show for the fans. I could have done without the foot play, but that's just me. A plus that they were in nylons, a minus that it had to be so toe-centric. So we're even when we finally get Mick Blue into the action. It takes a bit to get to that, too, as there are far too many toys used in between. Mick really just gets a blowjob here, blowing his load in Diana's mouth, who then gargles the cum a bit before swallowing most of it. This scene could have been so good, but there just seemed to be some directorial fetish indulgence going on. Blah.

This one seems typical of Zero Tolerance lately: generally a good cast, but somehow managing to miss on the directing. I don't think it's that my tastes changed, but I'll grant that it's possible. Either way, casting attractive women, showcasing their bodies, then capturing the amazing sex that follows shouldn't be that hard. Even still, with You, Me & Her, there are definite bumps in the road.