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IT'S A MOMMY THING #5 is yet another fine title from a studio which has proven itself to be one of the most dependable and consistent when it comes to quality porn. Elegant Angel has yet to disappoint me on any recent release, and indeed, titles such as TORI BLACK IS PRETTY FILTHY, GLAMOUR GIRLS, SPORTY GIRLS, BUTTWOMAN, and PERFORMERS OF THE YEAR easily rank among the best gonzo I've ever seen.
While I can't rank MOMMY THING quite as high as those above-mentioned videos, it's still a great MILF (Mother I'd Like To Fuck) movie, thanks to legendary talents like Raylene, a former Vivid Girl and one of best performers of her time, and Shayla LaVeaux, a blonde bombshell who is as insatiable as she is cute. Theirs is the first two affairs in this five scene disc, and both are equally memorable. Raylene gets it one with James Deen, who happens to be her unseen daughter's boyfriend. The set-up is a bit awkward, with disjointed scenes of Deen trying to seduce Raylene into submission (applying a tiny vibrator to her crotch, taking her to a video store with glory holes, writing her goofy notes, and so forth), but persistence pays off. Raylene proves that her skills at fellatio and fucking have not diminished with age, and thanks to all the deep-kissing and heavy petting, she's just as sensuous here as in any of her "couples-oriented" feature films of the past. The oral cumshot is a bit reserved, with much of it dripping from her lips, but I can live with it.
Shayla's scene involves her getting ready to shoot a solo video for a young pornographer played by Seth Gamble (whose character acts so damn shy, that one wonders how he ever got the nerve to get into that field in the first place). Upon her insistence, he ends up masturbating next to her and then she follows up with a footjob before letting her mouth take over. Of course, they end up doing it in missionary, cowgirl and doggy positions up to the time he spills his seed into her mouth, which she enthusiastically swallows.
Next up is a slower paced, but very arousing scene featuring Sky Taylor and Patrick Knight. Borrowing a few lines and visual references from THE GRADUATE, she seduces her friend's son with confidence and just the right amount of tease. Just hearing her talk dirty is enough to get viewers off, and the deep kissing which follows sets their scene up terrifically. Whether she's blowing him or riding on his cock cowgirl style, Sky seems completely into her scene and it's almost a shame that the oral cumshot means an ending to their hot coupling.
Older and bolder blonde Diamond Fox and Faye Reagan contribute what is probably the best scene in MOMMY THING. A disgusted Miss Reagan shows her boyfriend, Anthony Rosano, a private video of Diamond masturbating, apparently for an internet website. ("Maybe it's the bad economy!" Rosano explains.) It's never really explained why Faye would be so concerned about what Ms. Fox does in the privacy of her own bedroom that she feels the need to install a hidden camera, and I'm not quite sure if the solo performance is intended only for paying customers, but no matter. Naturally, Rosano gets excited and gets it on with his red-headed beauty right there and then, while their shameless roommate (looking great in a skimpy yellow dress) watches them in the secretively background (an eye for an eye, I guess). After spying on them for awhile, Miss Fox joins in and the results are damn hot, thanks to some two-on-one blowjobs, threeway action with Fox eating out Reagan while Rosano laps up Fox, along with some pussy-to-mouth licking while the girls get boinked cowgirl and missionary style. The cumshot to Diamond's ass is not as thrilling as a cumswap, but fortunately, Faye licks up the mess and rims the blonde at the same time. Faye by herself is always great, but the addition of another performer makes it even better.
The final scene pairs up Camryn Cross, a leggy, busty blonde, with John Espezido. While Camryn is picture perfect as a MILF (the glasses, conservative haircut, body freckles and her mature demeanor all work well in this role), their performance can't match the previous scene. That's not to say that Camryn lacks anything when it comes to the fucking and sucking department, but Faye Reagan is a hard act to follow.
Video and audio quality on disc is up to industry standards, though flaws in the original production (which are not the fault of the DVD itself) are clearly revealed. Longtime director Patrick Collins isn't nearly as skilled or as creative when it comes to choreographing hardcore scenes like his associates, William H. and Sam Ho. There is also a crudeness to the camera work, which stands in contrast to the far superior videography of a title like PERFORMERS OF THE YEAR, just to cite one example. So be cautioned that flaws on the human body such as wrinkles, age lines, crows feet, acne and so forth are presented in ruthless clarity, even for a non-high definition picture.
If you aren't necessarily into hardcore scenes featuring girls who are otherwise "fresh outta high school" or "just over 18" then IT'S A MOMMY THING may not be to your virginal tastes. It's not my favorite genre of adult, either, but when it's as well done as what's on display here, I feel no reason to complain.