Member Reviews
Lots of Banging, At Least...
I've been saying for many months that the move to parodies has been tremendous for the industry as a whole, as it has brought back a great deal of fun to media that was starting to lose a direction. It also brings all of our porn closer to the mainstream, which is where I insist it belongs, both for the good of society and the good of the industry.
We don't waste much time opening this one up, with Brianna Blair materializing with a faux Princess Leia look to get the first scene going. Her clothes really don't stay on for all that long, either, and I have to take a moment and congratulate the production staff for getting the atmosphere of the show pretty darn close. OranjeWife is a fan of the show, and I've seen it a couple of times, so I had to do a double-take to make sure the set wasn't completely identical. It's a lengthy oral sequence here, going in both directions, and we know for sure that this is a fantasy, as there's no way the nerd would ever last that long with a beautiful woman. After a few positions, it's a big mouth shot for Brianna. Great stuff, though he does, obviously, wake up at the end after getting shoved by a remarkably different looking Rocco Reed.
Next up is quite the collection, with Kristina Rose, Ashlynn Brooke and Halie James in a very hot threeway. Lots of mouth work on offer, including Kristina doing some gentle rimming on Halie. After some extensive work, sadly, the toys do come out, which always kills the chemistry in all-girl scenes to me. A shame, that. Quite a bit of talking in between scenes, too. That could all be tightened up a bit. Thankfully, the extremely gorgeous Beverly Hills puts a stop to all the yammering, offering herself up to two of the guys at once. There's just something about a hot woman in glasses giving head that can rarely be beat, especially when they have the body of Beverly. Some fantastic positions in this one, though she doesn't quite offer her ass off. Unimportant, considering how much I loved checking out her body throughout this scene. Two excellent face shots later and I'm an extremely happy man.
Charley Chase gets the next scene, and while it's really very conventional, it's also well captured and performed. Charley eventually takes a mouth shot in the end, though one that seems to have largely missed her. Ah well, with the quality of the money shot Beverly Hills took, I'll live.
Ashlynn puts in a very good boy girl scene for us, too. A solid scene, one that really shows off Ashlynn's ass, and the production work is really top notch. A good performance all the way around results in a pretty monstrous face shot. Good stuff.
That would be the end of the film normally, but wait, there's more! A bonus disc offers us a bonus scene with Charley Chase... one of Beverly Hills would be even better, but I'll stop obsessing (for now). It's a very energetic scene, and I especially like the spooning sequence... that one was just delicious. A creamy tit shot ends it.
There's also a fun blooper reel and a cumshot recap, as well as the usual behind the scenes reel, which is a great way to get a feel for your favourite talent. I'm still puzzled by the party version of the film, which includes basically all of the same licking, sucking, penetrating action, but for some reason skips the cumshots. I don't know what makes this a party version, especially as most of my friends - male and female - would want to know where the money shot is. A bit confusing to me, that.
The parody market works best when it's a work with which you are familiar. Yet, with the Big Bang Theory XXX, all you really need to know is the overall premise for it to work. Otherwise, it's a perfectly serviceable film with good talent, great performances, and excellent production values. Two discs of content mean you get even more excellence. This is one of those films that would work even without the parody premise.
Disappointed
One of the worst ever.