Reno 911: A XXX Parody

Parodies work best when they're of shows you watch, you know? Unfortunately, I've never seen Reno 911, though I am familiar with some of the talent from their work on The State and Viva Variety. I'm hoping that will be enough to get me through, or at least enough so I can understand it.

First, a tip of the cap to the collection of performers and directors cautioning us about the dangers of piracy of adult material. I hear far too often individuals scoffing at the notion of paying for porn since it is so ubiquitous online for free. Yet, that doesn't make it right. Clearly, this is not going to be a high priority for law enforcement (funny that it's on this disc). Instead, we need to stand up and support our industry. Thank you for that to the Free Speech Coalition; this is a cause I've tried to rally on various online forums and other such places. Simply put, if people keep stealing this content rather than paying for it, they are hurting the performers they enjoy watching, the technical crew, and really the overall quality of the product itself. Oh, and Kimberly Kane looked smoking hot in this PSA to me. Methinks I see another autograph I need to try and get...

Natasha Nice looks great in this, though Violet Monroe's hair is kind of scaring me. She's very hot otherwise, but this hair thing is scaring me. Oh, and Sophie Dee and Stephanie Cane are very hot prisoners. Just sayin'.

The shame of it is that it takes nearly fifteen minutes to get into any physical action... I don't think the acting is that good to warrant that much of it, though again, someone who has watched the show could probably tell me if they're doing a good job with parody. Alex Gonz is banging Jessica Lynn in the opening scene, and I guess it's supposed to be some sort of sting operation. Thankfully that bit of plot really doesn't get in the way of the sex. There are lengthy oral sequences in both directions, though it's not the longest blowjob you'll ever see. It's standard bed sex from there, with the positions determined by the mattress. A good scene, as they work through all of the standard positions really well. A rather large tit shot in the end, too.

Hooray for Bobbi Starr! She's up in the next scene, taking her girl next door looks and porn superstar talent to task with a guy who looks, well, strange. I'm guessing this has something to do with the plot of the show by the look of things. He gives her quite the lengthy rimjob (I wish she would have returned the favour), and she thanks him by going so deep on his cock that she's licking his balls at the same time. It's Bobbi, so of course there's anal in this scene, her ass getting pretty thoroughly worked over. They go through a number of positions on a picnic table until Bobbi is face fucked to a creamy mouthful. A great scene.

The creepy hair scene between Violet Monroe and I guess the guy who is playing the main star is next. Gosh, if I just ignore the hair, it's fine, but it's creeping me out something fierce. What's especially hard for me is that the woman's eyes, and therefore her face are very important to a scene for me. She does wind up with a face full in the end, in case you're interested.

Natasha Nice is, well, nice. A fun, curvy body and a willingness to take on two guys at once make for a great scene. Nice work by everyone, though no anal play for us in this one. Two big tit shots later and we're all done. A shame that, with such beautiful eyes, Natasha doesn't take a face shot.

This doesn't even get in to Sophie Dee's awesomeness (though I do wish she'd go back to being a brunette), a scene that has to be seen to really be appreciated. Just a great collection all the way around here. It's not perfect, and it seems that they try maybe too hard to match the show they're spoofing, but otherwise it's alright. Good production values for sure, and everyone on camera is definitely giving their all. Well done to them.

What another outstanding parody of a tv show from New Sensations! I can't wait to see what they come up with next!