Massive Asses 5

Like many of you out there, I'm a big fan of the curvy women. And when Elegant Angel decides to put together a collection of some of the best asses out there, well, that's going to get my attention. Massive Asses 5 is the coming-together of 5 great bodies, and is the film where we get the long-awaited first anal scene of the utterly amazing Brooke Lee Adams. With the expertise of Sam No behind the camera, you just know this is going to be a winner.

We open with Charley Chase, and for some reason she's checking out what's on a mannequin in this particular mansion. Not sure who the interior designer was here, either, but there seem to be two colour themes going on, and I don't think they work together. Oh, and Charley is showing off her ass for the camera. I can't explain why, as she seems nice enough and is certainly attractive, but Charley just is not my type. Still, she puts in a good performance, pausing after talking with Sam to do a tease sequence (highly stylized, with camera effects and a music video feel) before going back inside to work opposite Manuel Ferrera. Typically good energy to this scene, though one of the stereotypes I like least in porn is present: the woman crawling on all fours to the man. Something very-much not cool about this kind of chauvinism. We already have an image problem in this industry, after all. Charley is apparently rimming Manuel, but we can't really see it thanks to Sam mostly doing medium shots and not wanting to get too close. An odd choice, as, if that were well-captured, it would be a massive selling point for this film. No anal, but it is an ass shot in the end. Almost stereotypical, that, where the money shot has to go where the fetish point is for the film. Good effort here, but I'm ultimately underwhelmed by the opener.

Well, here's the main event in the second film: Brooke Lee Adams finally doing anal on camera. We get to do an excellent amount of ass staring, and if anyone deserves to be gazed upon continuously, it's Brooke. There's another one of those stylized music video type things, and the lighting gets to again be an issue, as we follow her walking while going into the sunlight. Some relatively poor decisions here. Still, these are small factors, especially as the scene itself takes place indoors. This one is ultimately well done, though I don't like that the first anal is doggie, the hardest one to see. Brooke definitely needs a lot of warming up here, and I like that they left that in the production. She's a trooper, though, and maybe they left these positions in play during the slower action. Have to give credit where it's due, too: this guy is really patient and gentle with her. Nicely done. My favourite is where Brooke is flat on her stomach on the couch, getting grilled by the guy mounting her. My last girlfriend would let me do that. Okay, she still does sometimes when we're both bored and have a free evening. Highly recommended. Dude fucks her until he blows his load all over her ass. Ultimately this is a very nice scene. A good start. Surely more anal fun to come from Brooke.

Caroline Pierce has the last scene on the disc, and she's rather famous for her rear-side assets, so let's jump to that. This is the scene that features Caroline smashing a plastic bottle flat with her ass cheeks. Well there's a useful talent. When I need to do some recycling, now I know who to call. Manuel gets to finish what he started on this film, and the two of them run through every non-anal position you can imagine. Money shot on her ass, as was kind of expected.

A good collection of scenes, but it will mostly be known as Brooke's first anal scene, and it is worthy of that. Ass fans will be reasonably pleased, but the Big Wet Asses series does at least as well, so it's tough to say the exact target market is here.