Not Married with Children XXX

Hustler's newest porn parody mimics one of our favorite white trash TV families in Not Married with Children XXX. While I think the casting for this parody was very good, I believe that this DVD concentrated too much on the dialogue and not enough on the sex.

It took a while to get to the first sex scene, and I was a little disappointed to see that it was just Kelly (Kagney Linn, Karter) doing some solo masturbation for the camera. This was followed by more dialogue and a blowjob scene between Kelly and her date Rocky (Barrett Blade) which was cut short. Not to worry though, we do get to see Ms. Karter in a full-on sex scene towards the end that includes an exchange of oral sex, and lots of penetration.

The hottest, most fast-paced scene of this DVD is when Peg (Brittany O'Connell) throws a "pre-divorce party" for Marcy (India Summer). Nick Manning is the male stripper for this party and he wastes no time in whipping out his cock for the ladies to suck on. He then escorts Marcy up to the bedroom and gets her out of her restrictive clothing and fucks her like Steve never could.

And, of course, we can't leave out horny, young Bud Bundy (Dane Cross). He goes in for a haircut and begins fantasizing about the three hot girls working in the salon. This could have been a nice blowbang scene, but it turns out that only Brooke Belle does the sucking and fucking and the other two ladies (Emmy Reyes and Allyssa Hall) sit back and touch themselves. This is followed by Al's oversexed co-worker getting lucky in the shoe store with Madison Scott. This scene got right to the point... and the pussy licking, and some POV sucking.

Finally, we get to see Peggy and Al (Eric Swiss) get it on in the bedroom. For a supposedly disgruntled married couple, they have some wild sex. There's lots of sucking, cock riding, doggy style screwing, missionary, spooning, and a cumshot to the chest in the end.

There's a ton of behind the scenes footage to sift through along with bloopers in the special features section. I like how there was an interesting twist to the usual "positions room" type of bonus feature. First you can pick your favorite star and from there you can choose how you want to see her get fucked. You can also see trailers, a slide show, and director/producer travelogue in the special features section.

Although I'm not the expert on the original raunchy sitcom nor am I an expert on porn parodies, I know that this parody could have been a lot better. Needless to say, I wasn't impressed, but that doesn't mean that I'm done with Hustler parodies altogether. In my opinion, Hustler usually does a great job of putting the hottest new starlets in their DVDs.

Peggy is always my fav. Both movies are great, maybe an anal version of Not married with children? Would be awsome :)