In Anal Sluts We Trust

You really do have to hand it to the editors here at the Empire. They certainly know how to get a reviewers attention. So buried in amongst the feature flicks and all-girl porn and the usual fare I review, bam, here's In Anal Sluts We Trust. I mean, that's like finding the toy surprise inside a box of Cracker Jack. Yeah, this is that good, so just go ahead and buy it unless you really want to read through my half-incomprehensible review filled with superlatives and body worship. Or you might really have that much time on your hands. Either way.

We open with Anastacia Christ, an exciting looking blonde who has on some insane variant of a schoolgirl outfit. Me likey. I also like the ring on her finger, but then again I have a bit of a fetish for married porn stars. There's something about sex and relationship not necessarily being intertwined that I find so appealing, but that's probably because it mirrors my personal philosophy. Oh, hey, look! Boobs! Right, I was reviewing a scene. You'll never guess what Anastacia does in this scene... anal! I know, right! Who could have guessed. But it's a good, long tease sequence first, one that's well lit, though I'm a bit iffy on most of the camera angles. A bit too low on some of them, and I hate it when the camera operator reaches around to cop a feel during a scene. Do that on the casting couch, not here... the camera shot suffers as a result. I also could have done without the crawling sequence, but that's because I feel like the woman is being treated like an animal in such a sequence, something I find more demeaning than sexy. Take careful note of my wording there. And hands off her ass, camera guy! Just film the bloody scene! There is a really great blowjob sequence here, though what's strange about it is that the director seems to center on her breasts rather than her mouth work. Just some odd choices by Chris Rolie here. Lots and lots of anal, of course, follows, with a special emphasis on reverse cowgirl anal. I do with Chris would calm down with his camera shots, both lingering on them longer and then not moving the camera so quickly in between. He also suffers from that all-too-common malady these days of having the camera too low during reverse cowgirl so that tit turns into a genital exam. Remember, the point of that position was supposed to be to show off the woman's body for the camera. Making it a genital shot really negates a lot of that advantage, and there are other positions better suited for that. Surely a thorough ass pounding, though, but it's not the kind that I really felt like I got to watch. Maybe it's the setting, with furniture that rather limits everything. Tit fuck to a chest and face shot in the end.

Candy Strong does manage to fix a great number of things, but that's because she is dressed in the sexiest outfit I've seen in porn in some time and the fact that her body is like an amusement park for adults. Me want. Chris does a bit better with the camera here, though he's still too impatient with his angles, changing them up too quickly. And he still has that breast fetish, too, when there's something really great going on but we're all zoomed in on an areoles or something. Some maturity needed, but hopefully that will come with time and experience. In the meantime, he's certainly doing well with theme and talent. A lot of doggie anal here, though the reverse cowgirl anal is really quite fantastic. Camera's still a bit too low, but not consistently bad. Slow down with the camera, though, dang it! Great face shot in the end.

I'll admit to not knowing much about Chris Rolie's background, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and call it a lack of experience in filming certain scenes that hurts this disc. Slowing down and letting us appreciate the female talent - both in form and in work - would go a long way towards improving the next edition of In Anal Sluts We Trust, something I heartily hope we get.