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KAYDEN AND ROCCO MAKE A PORNO struck me as being more than a bit misleading, based on the title alone. I was under the initial impression that this Adam & Eve video would feature the legendary Rocco Siffredi, recognized as one of the most popular studs in porn who runs his own line of videos under the Evil Angel banner. Certainly, the pairing of one of the most aggressive fuckers (and I mean that in every literal sense of the term) with a dynamo talent like Miss Kross would be a must-see for their fans. However, the "Rocco" in this movie is Rocco Reed, a dependable swordsman who isn't nearly as prolific as Mr. Siffredi. I'm not suggesting that only the Italian-born star of TRUE ANAL STORIES and ANIMAL TRAINER has the right to use the name "Rocco" in any title, but buyers should be aware of any unintended bait-and-switching in this title.
Aside from that misgiving, I found KAYDEN...PORNO to be a pretty enjoyable outing and a solid, yet admittedly low budget, adult feature. Though presented in widescreen, the video quality made me question whether the movie was actually shot in high definition, and the audio is also just about average. I have no problems with the DVD production itself, but it's pretty clear that PORNO wasn't intended to be epic.
The story itself is a take-off of the forgettable Kevin Smith movie from 2008, and a lot truer to its subject matter. We actually get to see hardcore action as "directed" and performed by our hot female protagonist. Miss Kross turned in an exceptional performance in Adam & Eve's award-winning epic THE 8TH DAY and as far as on-camera charisma goes, she doesn't have many equals. (My favorite recent performance of hers can be found in Robby D.'s excellent THE SMITHS.) This video doesn't make as many acting or sexual demands of her, but that doesn't affect her scenes. She appears in the opening scene with Rocco (and may I mention again it's not Mr. Siffredi) and later in a penultimate threesome with Barrett Blade and Tommy Gunn. Watching her fellate and fuck and take facials is satisfying enough that I didn't miss the lack of any anal or lesbian play. There is an almost endless supply of petite, blue-eyed blondes in dirty movies, but Miss Kross is a true beauty.
Since the whole premise is captured as a pseudo-docudrama, the viewer is supposedly taken behind the scenes of what it takes to make a fuck flick. As a result, we see Heidi Mayne attending an audition which leads up to her delivering an impressive and messy blowjob to completion on Chris Cannon and Jenner. Soon afterwards, "famous director" a self-mocking Evan Stone holds a casting call where Dani Jensen and Kiara Diane sample the casting couch. The two girls work well together, but the scene is partially marred by the fake point of view videography taken by another camera. Still, Dani looks great bouncing up and down in cowgirl position, and the shared facial wraps up their threesome nicely.
Sexy Codi Carmichael plays a makeup girl who works on Kayden before getting worked on by Rocco, and the movie ends with an over-the-top performance by the legendary Tiffany Mynx, who does anal and ass-to-mouth with Mr. Stone. Known for her oral and anal expertise, Miss Mynx demonstrates why she's been a favorite in the jizz bizz for nearly twenty years. This isn't the wildest performance of her career, but it's definitely the most memorable scene in this movie. Codi herself resembles a young and gorgeous Melanie Griffith. She has a gorgeous face, rocking body, and a smile which continues to shine even when getting tasting cum.
Though I'm not quite sure that the main feature warrants such attention, there are quite a few extras packaged in this two-disc set. Along with a Behind The Scenes featurette and a bonus all-girl scene taken from SWING TIME, audiences are presented blooper reel showcasing Kayden which runs less than five minutes long, while interviews with Reed, Codi and Dani are covered in a separate three minutes section. Some quickie striptease and masturbation performances by Tiffany, Kiara and Codi are packaged in a thirty minute video (Codi really standouts here), and finally some offbeat footage called "Pornstar Bag" serves as another look behind the scenes into what the female talent has hidden in their suitcases (of course, nothing illicit or illegal appears on camera).
KAYDEN AND ROCCO MAKE A PORNO succeeds thanks to the strong female cast, all of whom manage to overcome the less than ideal production values. I enjoyed this movie from beginning to end, and recommend it to those who want nothing more than a good time with Miss Kross and company.