X Girls

Your eyes aren't deceiving you on the boxcover...really, you get Chloe, Sylvia Saint, and Jewel De'Nyle, plus: Gina Ryder (finally in a good picture), Bridgette Kerkove (her of many name spellings), Angelica Sin, the lovely Shay Sweet, and none of you had better forget Renee LaRue. With star power this strong, it's hard to go wrong.

On a side note: Evan Stone, still relatively new to the adult world, is in there too. Now please tell me... how did he get, all recently, to have scenes with Casey Rae, Halli Aston, Kylie Ireland, and Gina Ryder? It's just not fair. Sir, I salute you!

So Chloe and Jewel are evil here (evil people have sex too!), trying to take over something or other in a hilarious spoof of any action hero movie. (Except for Tomb Raider... is anyone working on Poon Raider yet?) The warped Batman TV show-esque soundtrack just adds to the fun.

If you've never seen Chloe in action, first of all, shame on you. She was the AVN starlet of the year a few years back, and puts everything into each performance. Here, she takes it like a pro, including her trademark anal, all with the gusto and intensity we love. Watch her eyes roll back...this is great stuff.

The next scene is, hands down, the entire reason you should buy this disc. Renee LaRue hauls her busty body in front of Kyle Stone. After some surprisingly well-done acting, they get down to it. Kyle really digs into Renee's stocking-framed pussy, licking from asshole to clit. Renee goes through more than just the motions in appreciation. Then there's the blowjob to end all blowjobs, going on for quite some time. Renee shows off some great skill, not just yanking on the tip but getting pretty far down the rod. How Kyle didn't blow it in her mouth is either sheer luck or a testament to the professional. The positions for penetration are few, but that's good since all of the camera angles are quality and well lit. Renee keeps the stockings on (HOORAY!) throughout, so that's a big plus for this. It's a crotch shot for the cum, but even that can't take away from the quality here. Well done.

Mike Horner and a silver-painted Jewel De'Nyle get up to some luke-warm action. I was a bit disappointed to see Jewel so done-up in makeup, since the boxcover had her perfectly dressed, but c'est la vie. She can still suck a mean dick, and takes it well.

Gina Ryder (ring leader for the super heroes) can men with a single glance. She's under a bit of makeup (not such a bad thing) and is in a great costume (thank you for not hiding her fabulous breasts), ready for action. Along with Angelica Sin and Bridgette Kerkove, this busty trifecta head off to thwart the evil Dr. Wang (Mike Horner). His minions, the previously mentioned Chloe, Jewel De'Nyle, and Evan Stone, along with Rich Handsome, guard over the mansion/lab.

Gina encounters Kinetico (Evan Stone) outside the mansion, and quickly him onto her side. That really shouldn't be a super power, since I think she could do that to me with even a casual glance, but there you go. She squats down on his face, unhooking her panties from her contraption/outfit, getting the licking of a lifetime. She works his dick over like a pro, and takes it from behind in a scene worthy of being paused and fawned over. Her arched back, great legs, and huge breasts make everything in life seem suddenly okay. Dribbler ass-shot for a finisher, but that's not what you should remember.

Shay Sweet and Sylvia Saint get a lesbian tryst on here somewhere... all of these scenes are terrific, but I've forgotten the sequence. Some excellent, well-shot cunnilingus, followed by the two masturbating for each other (thank you!). They get out the double-ended dildo, which was unnecessary with the beauty of these two, but they passed it in and out of each other for far too long. Hard to complain given the circumstances, but the toys weren't needed.

Finally (!), Bridgette Kerkove (she of nipples in another latitude) and Angelica Sin devour Savage (Rich Handsome). Great work all the way around, with both Handsome and Angelica doing some great tongue work on Bridgette. Angelica also sucks a mean dick, with plenty of hand-jobbing in PVC gloves.

Special features are decent...there's a hidden, five to ten minute scene that you have to get a code for. The numbers are hidden in the scenes, and the code is three digits (like "352", err, just for an example...). The scene in question is nice, short, but nice. Worth entering a code like "352" for.

Long and short of it: You need this DVD. You really need this DVD. However, it loses points for everyone being in makeup and outfits (except for the fab Renee), and a bit of a deduction for making me find a code (really, very much like "352") for a DVD I already own.

But you really do need this.