Skintight (Adam & Eve)

The theme uniting the scenes in Skintight is, hmm, let me see. I think it has to do with art somehow, and how you can paint latex onto your skin and peel it off later.

Admit it, you don't care about the story. How's the sex? Well, there are eight different sex scenes, including one solo, four straight and one lesbian couple, a threesome, and a final scene which itself has a masturbator, a straight couple, and a lesbian couple.

Unfortunately the credits are very very sparse, listing only the names. I'm not familiar with enough of these actors to hook them all up with their roles here, so the descriptions of scenes below only mention by name Gina Ryder and Tony Tedeschi.

In the first scene, Gina gets turned on talking with her friend on the phone. She sits down in a chair and starts to masturbate, popping her breasts out of her tube top and using a vibrator assiduously. This is an unusual vibrator called "natural contours", an elongated, curved triangle with a slightly rounded head; it fits the palm of Gina's hand and curves over the public mound. Gina works it hard, slipping two fingers into her wet pussy at the same time.

The second scene is pretty hot. It's between two actors I can't identify, so I'll call them Perky Blonde and Earnest Artist. Perky, a cute long-haired blonde girl with small but tasty tits, wants to pose nude for stud artist Earnest but she's just too shy. The solution? Paint the nervous Nellie a latex bikini, then forget about her being a model and remember she's a woman! Earnest begins kissing her, then fingering her still-bare blonde snatch. Perky gets grateful very quickly and drops to her knees, sucking Earnest's stiff upturned cock. This is fun to watch because she's got a ready smile, and makes great eye contact with Earnest. Earnest shows his gratitude by munching Perky's pussy. This gets her wet enough for a deep face to face fuck, then doggy style first vaginal, then anal. Perky returns to her backand spreads herself open like a wishbone; Earnest fucks her so deep you can see her belly protruding every time he pushes deep. While the dubbed-in fuck sounds continue, Earnest tears off all her latex. Suddenly, he cums! 11 drops on Perky's belly! She's a pretty girl and it's a hot fuck. You should enjoy this one.

Scene 3 finds a delivery boy getting lucky with a ravishing babe, imagine that! The high point of the scene is the end, as she giggles, jerks him off on her big tits, and licks every drop from his still-stiff cock with a beautiful smile.

Scene 4 is almost a waste, pairing a pretty blonde with two masked men for a nearly hallucinogenic fuck and blowjob entirely lit by dark blue spotlights. You had to be there.

Scene 5 puts Gina into the arms of a bottle blonde who's all too willing to pee on a chrome dildo. Works for some, I'm sure, but it's just not the hottest scene.

Scene 6 starts with a closeup of Horny Guy, so dubbed because he's wearing leaves on his head, pointed Spock ears, and actual stuck-on horns. Really. This is another dream sequence, but instead of blue light, we get fog. Lots of fog. Into the scene drifts Gina, wearing a metallic golden bikini. Within seconds she's got her sweet lips wrapped around his fleshiest horn, moving up and down in slow motion. This lasts and lasts and lasts. How many licks can she get in? She slurps on him for nine minutes, until Horny finally jerks off onto Gina's chest. Then, inexpicably, after nine minutes of warmup, the editor can't spare more than three seconds of lingering after Horny shoots. Oh well.

Scene 7 features a conventional oral-and-fuck, preparing you for the grand finale.

Scene 8, the final one, is sort of a group, but it really breaks down to two pairs of girls, a female/male couple (Gina and a handsome Pony Tail, so named due to his long hair), and a lone masturbator (Tattoo Titty). Tattoo is so turned on watching Gina and Pony make out, she just can't help masturbating. Or at least sitting in the background, nodding her head and pretending to almost nearly practically masturbate. Pony eats Gina out, . Interleaved with all that is a pair of girls who make out with each other: Skirt Blonde (here seen in a sequined green bustier) and Slappy Brunette (who starts out caressing and slapping her partner). Slappy quickly moves to a strapon, fucking Skirt from behind as Gina sucks Pony, and Tattoo pretends to masturbate in the background. You get an interesting two-clam shot from below, as Slappy thrusts with her strapon, both hers and Skirt's pussies staring right into the camera. Pony hits his stride reaming Gina doggy style, then flips her over for a face to face fuck. I like watching him peel the latex from Gina's skin as his cock slides in and out. minutes into the scene, Skirt asserts her style by peeing (like she did in scene 5) on Slappy's plastic cock, and the camera gets a dousing as well. This signals the end, as Pony pulls out to liberally shower Gina's belly with gobs of cum, caressing her breasts as she strokes his cock a few more times, then fade to black.

You don't get cheated on the amount of sex, but it's not all top-drawer.

Video quality is only average for a modern DVD. Slow-mo is excellent, but both focus and exposure are sometimes iffy. Lighting was really bad in parts of several scenes, though it was intentional in the weird scene 4. So though some parts looked very good, the overal impression is only average.

Audio quality was fine. Nothing exceptional, nothing irritating. And nothing irritating isn't bad at all.

The extras here are quite deficient. There are twelve trailers totalling 19 minutes, but while they're hardcore, they're not edited to be useful. The slide show is lame, consisting of 11 small candids you cycle through manually. And the expected cast list is not present. There's nothing but a bare list of the actors in the credits, not associated with either the character name or the actor's picture. Makes it hard to track down other movies with the same stars!

In sum, this really isn't a prime effort, though fans of Gina Ryder will find her four scenes a turn-on. Pee fans, too, will find two shots of fun. There were a couple of hot fucks and a few enticing images, but this one won't get dragged out too often.