House Keeping

It's been a bit since I've reviewed much from Combat Zone, but House Keeping looks like something I'm all about, especially with this many hot women in maid costumes. That's hard for me to turn down, and getting one of the few scenes from the lovely Charlie Ann is a treat as well. But cover model Lizzie Tucker earns her prime billing, and Emma Mae and Bobbi Brixton certainly don't disappoint. They're lucky they picked their talent well, as four scenes seems a little low to me.

We start with Emma, and the opening filming isn't all that great. I think the one thing that really bothers me about maid films is that there seems to be an unwarranted attitude on the part of the male talent that they should be served. I don't like that notion, as there's already plenty too much power with the guys in most porn films, where instead of just letting the women perform, they tend to control things. And since this is primarily for a male audience, repeating bad attitudes like male dominance in a domestic setting is a terrible idea. Also, I don't need to see a shortened version of the film before watching the entire film, thanks. Don't just lob your trailer on the front of your film and consider it introduced. Lazy and irritating, that. So, yeah, Emma leads things off. The way she has her hair makes it look like it's short and cute at first glance though the long ponytail wrapped around her shoulder becomes visible on most shots. Emma, try the short hair. It would look really good on you. So now she's getting a talking to from this guy, and even though I'm not listening, I can tell he's coercing her into something. It's uncomfortable, and the Livestrong bracelet confirms his status as raging douchebag. This scene really has low energy, too. There's some chemistry between the talent, but everything is so slow and methodical, it just feels off. Emma's a bit twiggier than I generally like, but somehow her body fits her. Hard to explain. Despite being skinny, she doesn't look like she starves herself; let's put it that way. Fairly conventional positions here, and eventually Emma takes what looks like a reluctant mouth full. She's just so compliant by the end, it's uncomfortable. Not the best scene I've seen today.

Lizzy is up next, and I'm digging her outfit. To be fair, I've always had a thing for legs and stockings/tights/pantyhose, so the stereotypical maid outfit tends to really work with me. There's too much effort on the premise here, though, as I don't think we care too much about Lizzy's cooking. Also, I don't know of any maids who cook like that. And the dude should stop complaining like such a little bitch. If you have that poor of taste in your interior decorating, you don't deserve breakfast. The fact that he then goes in for spanking because of some offense she's caused really just does more to make him seem like a moron than really generate any heat here. We get a pretty good look at her ass, mind you, but the premise is taking itself far too seriously here. The cover photo doesn't do Lizzy's freckles nearly enough credit, by the way. Dear graphic designer: there's no need to edit away freckles. They're hot, not blemishes that need a date with Photoshop. A decent scene develops here, though the furniture in the room was limiting, so they head to another room, with a giant cushion just perfect for fucking. This part is far better. Some excellent positions here, though the reverse cowgirl angle is just a little bit too low. Not criminally so, like so many directors are guilty of, but still lower than is ideal. A rather nice mouth and face shot in the end. Not a huge blast, but pleasant.

It's a nice film, House Keeping, though with a name like that, I expected the premise to be around a hotel or two, not this kind of house servant model. In fact, I can't quite figure out what role these women are supposed to have, other than as servants in a way that, in reality, would be more than a little bit awkward.