Superman XXX A Porn Parody

Superman XXX: A Porn Parody

Overall rating: A-
Female looks: A
Male looks: B
Picture quality: A-
Extras: B
Plot/acting: B
Sex: A-

Superman XXX
MOVIE TYPE: Parody

115 Mins


DIRECTOR: Axel Braun

THEMES: Super Heroes

CONDOMS: None Noted

2010

STARS: Ryan Driller, Andy San Dimas, James Deen, Eric Masterson, Alexis Texas, Ben English, Zoe Voss, Kristina Rose, Dick Chibbles, Lexi Belle, Alec Knight, Evan Stone, Will Ryder & Dale DaBone


REVIEW-

The second of Vivid's Superhero porn parodies takes on the Man of Steel. Superman is an obvious choice for such a flick, but the problem is choosing which adventure to follow. For this one, Axel Braun has chosen to pattern it after the first two Superman films from the Christopher Reeve era. This gets us past the awkward teen years and gets us to the conflict with family foe Zod. The story is decent, though it feels like they tried to do too much in too little time. (As they did with Batman) There is time for a battle, but barely. I like the sex scenes a lot. They are all well shot and very hot. The female cast is really good. Lexi Belle opens the movie with a wicked hot three-way in the cockpit of a plane. Kristina Rose gives her ass in an amazing scene with James Deen. Alexis Texas is white hot as always and may have a recurring role and Lex Luthor's gal. Andy San Dimas has the lead though. As Lois Lane she gets nailed twice. She is dominated by the three bad guys in a scene that is hot and fits in with the comic book theme. Andy is great though some people want more than just BJ's there. Her final with Driller on a rooftop is great in every respect. It borrows from the original meeting between Lois and Superman and adds a XXX spin. This is a very solid movie on every level. It's fun, sexy, nicely made, appealing to comic fans and totally leaves things open for the next one.

Lexi Belle, Evan Stone & Alec Knight

Sexy stewardess Lexi shares some cockpit time with two horny pilots. Ignoring the bad weather they put her between them and let her go at their cocks like a wind up sex toll. Lexi is super hot and ready to fuck one while sucking the other in no time at all. Lexi loves riding the dick, but is also quite happy with her legs thrown back and a big one pounding into her hot twat. Great looking action here and the scene ends with two big loads shot right into her mouth. Lexi is hot, totally horny and the perfect girl for this opening scene.

Kristina Rose & James Deen

Convinced that a cruise missile is going to destroy the city, Jimmy Olson convinces the receptionist to spend her last few minutes on earth on her knees. She delivers a wood inducing BJ with great eye contact, hot hand action and that sweet mouth of hers. Bending her over, James gives us a great shot of her ass which is, of course, fucking beautiful. Even though Superman has already saved the city, Jimmy keeps right on going, enjoying the beautiful creature from behind. Since she thinks the world is about to end, Kristina doesn't object to taking a cock right up her ass. Great anal action in doggy as she holds her self open and screams. To top it off, she uses both hands to jerk his load right into her mouth. Kristina Rose is....well just perfect.

Alexis Texas & Eric Masterson

Upset that his plans have been foiled, Lex Luthor finds some comfort thanks to Alexis' mouth on his dick. As always, she sucks with purpose and any time her eyes flash to the camera you can feel the room temperature rise considerably. He licks her ass from behind and then fucks her while watching those big cheeks roll back to meet his thrusts. Watching her fuck in doggy is an ass lover's wet dream. Facing the camera, she talks dirty and rides his lap like she is trying to break that thing off inside of her tight pussy. She's got a great body and shows the kind of energy we have come to expect from one of porn's hottest performers. She rides him and talks about taking it all over her "pretty little face" until he finally loses it on her tongue and cheek.

Andy San Dimas, Ben English, Dick Chibbles & Zoe Voss

After breaking into the Daily Planet, Zod and his cronies quickly put Lois Lane in her place. "Kneel before Zod" takes on a new meaning as Andy gets a bit mouthful of super villain cock. Zoe takes over and makes Andy get on all fours on the desk. With two cocks to suck the pretty brunette stays busy while her new mistresses spanks her, licks her ass and fingers that horny pussy. This is a very hot scene on every level. The fantasy play is super hot. Andy looks great and devours the cock like she can't get enough. (No wonder X Biz named her Performer of the Year) Zoe keeps eating when Andy rolls over and calls out "switch" whenever she wants the guys to trade off in that helpless mouth. Great energy here as she cums loudly and tells the guys to shoot all over her. The guys explode all over her chest, covering it in spunk. Superman is going to have to do some serious fucking to keep up with his girl's lusty nature.

Andy San Dimas & Ryan Driller

After saving the day, Superman joins Lois on the rooftop for a special interview. After a quick flight, she is swooning and drops to her knees. We just saw Andy suck two cocks and she gives this one the same special attention. Great BJ shots here as he fucks her face and she does her best to take it all. She bends over and holds her cheeks open so we can see his cock sliding in and out of her pretty pussy. Lois rolls into spoon and then works her hips to make sure she gets the most out of that super dick. Andy adds a bit of naughty when she slips her fingers into her asshole during cowgirl. This is another really well shot scene with hot sex, good energy and just enough fantasy appeal to make it a fitting climax to an already hot flick. Lois gets down to taste his super sperm and gets a face full of it. They leave things with a sequel just waiting to happen.

Bonus: Non Sex Feature (Watch the movie without the porn) BTS, Photo Gallery, Previews & Vivid Product Commercials

This is a parody combination of Superman and Superman 2. It's fun and even a bit nostalgic. Honestly though it loses points for not having the "S" shield (understandable) and the actors for Superman and Lois are just poor choices. While in the Batman parody by the same director the lead did a great impersonation of Adam West, these two are just there for one reason and the acting ain't it. Big points to Eric Masterson though for his Lex. I loved the wig. If you like Batman and feel nostalgic, this could work for you. But it isn't nearly as good.