Teen Babysitters 3

Look at me, now look at this boxcover, now back at me. I own this film, and you can be like me. Now look at the price, back at me, holding all of the money I have leftover because this film is so inexpensive. Look at the back, now look at my smile as I watch Sally Charles take it in the ass. Sadly, you aren't me, because you don't own Teen Babysitters 3 yet. Look at the Add to Cart button, now press it. You could be me as soon as UPS comes. Anything is possible when you buy this fucking awesome film from Combat Zone. It's late, so that's probably the best I'm going to do on a commercial spoof. But seriously, if you can't be bothered to spend so little on a film that is so excellent, well, nothing personal, but you're no porn fan and no friend of mine. Let's have our dessert first, shall we? The extras on this film aren't overwhelming, but they are there, and are handy. There's the collection of tease sequences first, for when you're looking for just a bit of a warm-up or want to show some of this in public without getting too explicit. Then there's the cumshot loop, which is pretty much as opposite of a the tease sequence as you can get. If I'm in a hurry, I'm not ashamed to admit I jump straight for that. The behind the scenes sequence wasn't much of anything special, but I like having those, showing that the people who make our beloved entertainment are real people too. There's a gallery, which is still poorly handled by every porn company out there. Give us this as a folder we can transfer to a computer, put your studio watermarks on it, and let those help you sell more films. That's the way it should be. There are also trailers for other Combat Zone titles (which I highly recommend, by the way... they are a very underrated studio who delivers consistent quality), as well as a link to their website. We get right to it with Riley Reid having the first scene in this film. I love the look she has going with the long socks and minimal clothing, but the faux nerd glasses really need to go. For one thing, I'm highly doubting she needs reading glasses, and it would be very awful to wear distance glasses for reading. And to wear them for fashion makes me crazy, as I never want to think of Harry Caray as a fashion icon. More than anything, though, they completely block the view of a woman's eyes, which is one of my favourite things. Get that crap off, Riley! They come off before even the foreplay starts, and we see Riley's amazing eyes indeed. While the premise of this film isn't really my thing - a bit too much emphasis on age differences for my taste - the work here once we get going is incredibly tasty. What an ass on her, too. The camera doesn't linger here nearly long enough. Though they would have to include a bonus disc of just that for me to be really happy, so take that for what it's worth.

The fact that Riley is wearing what looks like at least an engagement ring if not a wedding ring reduces the premise quite a bit, though that's the sort of thing I find really hot. As someone in an open marriage, I like the idea that sex can be shared and jealousy can be supplanted by self-confidence and communication. Plus it means we get to watch more hot bodies getting down and dirty while still getting the fulfillment of a long-term relationship. Whatever. What has me utterly confused in this scene, though, is the anal bit that's shown on the back of the box... it's nowhere to be seen on the disc that I can find. Did I miss something? Because I'd rather like to watch that. Each of the other scenes is solid as well, with Sally Charles in particular fun to watch for reasons that are entirely unsurprising given that I'm an anal fan. The kerfuffle about Riley's phantom anal scene is interesting as well, though that's a story to get into only if you want to see the porn social scene and drop the fantasy angle. Long story short, enjoy this one for what it is: good, well-shot, well-performed porn.