Cruel DPs

While watching Cruel DPs, I wondered if there was such a thing as a kind and caring double penetration. This movie doesn't support the notion. And that's really okay. If this movie were Nice DPs, it just wouldn't be the same. I don't think a double penetration calls for politeness. I could be wrong, but when a woman has a dick in her ass and her pussy, pounding away at the same time, I don't think she wants to hear niceties.

These are my kind of women; this is my kind of porn. This is a worthy effort, a dirty, nasty, and ambitiously rough, porn vehicle. It will make you wish they went further, got dirtier, nastier, and crueler. The women are hot, ready, and willing, and the men have a Euro trash sleazy charm to them. Come to think of it, so do the women. It makes Cruel DPs work all the more. Chloe Delaure gets the DP ball rolling with an innocent enough looking face. That face hides a wild devil beneath it. Delaure may be small of frame, but she's bendable, and her tight little holes take some massive cocks in the forms of Lauro Giotto and Mike Angelo. She takes a pounding, times two. No holes are barred. And in the end, she swallows up their creamy goodness with delight. She even licks her lips to get what she missed. In fact, all the girls swallow in Cruel DPs. I don't know if it was a requirement, but it's the icing on this nasty little cake of a movie.

With Cruel DPs, you not only get double penetration (which includes the anal, but you get anal by itself to boot), you get cum swallowing, facials, but you get squirting with Angelic Diamond and Janet Alfano. You can't afford not to buy it! I don't know if I've made this clear or not, but you don't have to be a double penetration fan to enjoy Cruel DPs. The women are curvy and pleasing to the eye, and the men don't look like complete rejects (what you see of them besides their generous appendages). This disc will get you hot and bothered in a heartbeat. The ladies with their tantalizing wiles before each scene will be enough to send your heart racing. Chloe Delaure crawling across the lawn in her red and black intimates will be burned into your mind forever.

The downside to all this, in case you were wondering, is that the scenes do become repetitive after a time. I don't recommend watching Cruel DPs in one sitting, which I doubt anyone will do, except for me for the purpose of this review. It is best viewed a scene or two at a time, for your own purposes, whatever they may be. Watching the entire movie in one shot (no pun intended), will be excessive, and you'll probably agree with me that at least one scene, most likely the last one, could have been omitted or regulated to bonus scene status.

Speaking of bonus materials, forget about it. We are graced with a few trailers, a photo gallery, a cumshot recap (which ain't too bad), and web site advertisements. Nothing frilly, or interesting. Cutting that last scene (sorry Cassye, nice ass or not), and tacking it on as a bonus would have livened the special features up a bit. It wouldn't have hurt the movie as a whole (no pun intended) either.