Anal Lessons

I'm back in the saddle again with another Mike Adriano film. I am indeed the type who judges a book by its cover, and aside from making me want to go play tennis (I mean, really, look at the cover!), Anal Lessons is a bit hard to judge. That's because, this time, Mike doesn't bother giving us the entire cast on the front to check out. And the back is the usual tiny pictures that are impossible to really see. Honestly, Evil Angel seems to have lost the plot with the back of their box covers. But if you're thinking about buying Anal Lessons - and you should - then I suggest checking out the cast list.For me, throwing Sheena Shaw, Gabriella Paltrova, and especially Christy Mack on the same film is more than enough to get me to buy it. Even if Mike Adriano is once again at his weirdest.

Let's start with Gabriella's scene. Probably the one thing that really weirds me out about Mike is when he has people wearing medical gloves during a scene. Gabriells is wearing a glove while she seems to be attempting to fist herself. I'm guessing it's a fingernail thing, but it gives the whole thing far too much of a medical feel. Mike's obsession with blowjob drool is back in effect here, though it isn't as over the top as it is in some of his other scenes/films. There's a brilliant rimjob sequence, and I really do have to thank Mike for getting that to be more mainstream. When I complain about the weird things he does, I guess I do have my preferences, too. But it's more when he gets out the speculum or has a beverage glass of spit or introduces candy. That's the stuff I could live without. I first became a fan of Gabriella during her performance in the Don't Tell My Wife I Assfucked the Babysitter series. She does a seriously nice job there, and has a good performance here... at least, as much as Mike allows anyone to perform. Again, it's completely ass-centric, which is fine, though I'd like to see the rest of her body a bit as well. Instead, there's some kind of obsession with the act of penetration and gaping. Mike could be so much more of a filmmaker by just changing that. It turns out Scarlett Wild is really nice to watch, too. Once again, Mike is at whatever house it is that has terrible outdoor painting. Looks like the worst daycare center in history.

I love the tights Scarlett has on, and I'm thankful for the bits where Mike is able to not reach a hand in and play. There isn't enough of this, sadly, as once again, he seems like a 12 year old boy playing with a body for the first time. Seriously, Mike, grow up just a little bit. Let the lady perform. Freckles plus a POV blowjob is nice, though again the encouragement of slobber bubbles everywhere is no good. Again, very 12-year old. A really nice rimjob bit here, though again, like Gabriella's scene, all of the spit gets in the way. Seriously, Mike, you're the only one getting in your own way. This is especially true in the end, where he blows his load on her ass, then takes a spoon and feeds it to her. Dude, please, grow the fuck up. You killed the end of that scene.

Christy Mack was the real reason I picked up this film. Amazing body, hot ink, and usually very nice eyes. I say usually because she has the habit of overdoing the makeup, and that's kind of the case here. Absolutely unreal ass, though. We get to enjoy looking at it for a few seconds, then the camera goes way too low so we lose all perspective. When we go back to a nice angle, Mike has to go in and get his hands continuously in the way. Dude, the scene is about her, not you. Move. Remarkably little head in this one, really, though we finally get a scene from Mike where he lets us look at a lady's front. Amazing. He lets her perform, too, which makes a huge difference. She takes a great face and mouth shot in the end, and swallows it down without making a toy out of the cum.

There is the good and the bad of Mike Adriano all over Anal Lessons. But the bad of Mike is still better than the good of most other studios. He's just so close, and yet never seems to change...

It's doesn't matter whether it's a Buxom Butt Blonde Brazilian like Jessie Rogers with her gorgeous German Nordic skin of hers makes her the porn equivalent of Gisele Bündchen she speaks elegant English by the way.