Buttsluts

Honestly, I'm surprised Mike Adriano bothers to come up with titles anymore. I mean, it's pretty much a formula he has going by now, isn't it? And there are some things about it I wish he'd do differently, but it's hot girl, POV, a bit of unnecessary gazing up her ass with a speculum, then lots of buttsex and some rimming. To be fair, I wish he'd talk a bit less. Or not at all. But that's his prerogative, and if he'd just get rid of the medical exam portion of his films, I'd pretty much buy all of them. Though I do that already. Buttsluts is pretty much the same as the rest of his films, though I could have done without the spit glass, pouring it the one girl's ass, then pouring it out and swapping it between the ladies. Honestly, that's just weird. Mike, you make some of the best anal porn on the planet. Just make it slightly more normal, would you? Please? Because the elements of the scenes that you do so well, everything from oral to anal to ass to mouth to great facials it all so amazing. Just leave it at that and you're still a god. But I don't need to watch Sheena Shaw poop out ice cubes or do the same spit up the ass thing. I mean, you give us two discs worth of goodies... just trim out maybe ten minutes from the whole film and your audience appeal goes way up.

We open the first disc with Dani Jensen, butt plug already in place, and definitely looking a bit older than the cute little thing that debuted a number of years ago. She doesn't look bad or anything, and it doesn't look like she's lived hard, either. She's just not going to pass for the barely legal look anymore, either. I don't much care for the reaching-around-the-camera thing that Mike has going here right off the bat, as that always gets us in tighter than the director intends with any given shot. Also, I've seen this set before for other films: who in the hell decorates/paints murals like this? The hell is that? We're very slow getting going in this scene, and I think a lot of it is Mike being obsessed with that butt plug. Once it's out, Dani is free to do her bit of a tease sequence and then we're off and running. Again, I think Mike's little obsessions get in the way of his own greatness. His need to repeatedly squeeze and release Dani's ass - for minutes at a time - is an example of this. It's not a toy, Mike. Well, not that kind of toy. Count on Mike for a good blowjob sequence, though, especially if he isn't doing the spit glass thing. When he is, that becomes the focus of the entire scene instead of the excellent head with eyes staring up at us. This is kind of a first, too, but the anal sequence here feels kind of bland. It isn't the carnal free-for-all that they generally seem to be. The money shot isn't even on her face. This really doesn't feel like a Mike scene at all.

Kaylee Hilton and Chastity Lynn get the second scene, and they seem to be all giggly and slightly unsure of themselves. We get to do some nice ass watching, then it's the girls licking each other, before finally they bring a gumball machine into play. See, this is what I mean about unnecessary. If I wanted a copy of Anal Acrobats, I'd go buy a copy of Anal Acrobats. There's a place for that. But you know there are going to be gumballs up asses, to say nothing of the mess of spit they're sharing while popping the same gumball into each others' mouths. Really, not all that sexy. And when I say not all that, I mean not at all. Now we're pooping out gumballs into each other's mouths. Really, some sexy, deep rimming would be enough here. Kind of gross, really. And clean off the camera lens earlier. Now there's a spit cup, just to take all of the attention from the excellent blowjob they're otherwise giving. There's an incredibly hot blowjob/rimjob sequence, but with all of the other stuff going on, it gets lost.

And really, that's the only problem Mike has: all of these side things that become the focus of his scenes. It's a bit like Picasso putting a line of spraypaint over his work when he's done with it. I mean, he's right there with a masterpiece, but manages to screw it up. I want to be a complete fan of his, but he keeps reaching for weirdness just so he can be weird.

Dani Jensen is the ideal southern belle girl next door personality that lime green blouse she's sporting combined with her pale skin beauty that's like the porn version of actress Felicia Day in terms of being red headed beauties small frame petite and minimal breast measurements that matches their physical appearance those white heels on her are beautiful whilst having a giant buttplug getting her ready for an anal excavation and the usual debaucheries that Mr S.S. Schlong is known for.

Petite Perfect Ass White Girl is an anomaly in nature that it is like the Blue Diamond from titanic is luscious and beautiful to see and worship.

The Maestro never disappoints in worshipping the gorgeous babes body before getting down to business of anal exploration like James Cameron reaching the bottom of Marianas Trench to explore the unknown depths of things yet to explore