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DreamZone Entertainment’s Hairy Twatter (2012)
Dr. Chauntelle does not use a rating system. Five stars is a default setting only.
Hairy Twatter?
Reeeally, DreamZone ? Hairy Twatter?!!
Oh dear... But I've been out of town and I'm tired and I love love love Harry Potter, so why not?
I recently received a screener for DreamZone Entertainment's newest parody, Hairy Twatter (2012)... in search of bush!!
Apparently, "[t]hese are indeed some magical times at the Whore's Wart's School for Witches and Wizards. But the one thing disturbing the male population is that none of the females have any hair on their twats. Harry, being the most powerful wizard at the school, experiments with dark magic in hopes of big bushes. The results are quite hair raising."
You're amazed, aren't you? Well, don't be.
Hairy Twatter isn't bad... it's just silly. Like, silly-bordering-on-ludicrous silly. The accents are laughable, sometimes there and sometimes not, but always hailing from the Madonna Land of Inconsistent and Make Believe... (because, just like Hogwart's, Whore's Wart's is a real place!!)
And the twats weren't exactly what I'd call hairy. There were a couple David Silvers - long on top and shaved on the sides and around back - and Tara Lynn Foxx looked like she stopped her hair removal a few days too late to make "Luder" Hairy Twatter-authentic. In fact, Sammy Grand's "Winey" was the only Twatter girl who seemed fully impacted by the spell. But to be fair, some degree of bushiness is displayed by each lady in this film, the diversity of which might appeal to an array of aficionados.
So yeah ? not the most clever of parodies, thrilling of films, or transgressive of porns... but whatever!!
The spell is funny, written on par with the best Harry Potter magic...
For this bald pussy, I do not care. Give me much much hair!
Do it now, do it in rush: give me a big big bush!
...and Seth Gamble was almost distractingly hilarious looking as everyone's favorite rogue wizard.
And apparently, sometime last week, DreamZone Entertainment's Vice President Adam Hasner received an email from a wizard named Professor Sneep. Sneep expressed his extreme displeasure over Hairy Twatter (read: wanted a free advanced screener) and directed his wrath at Adam by magically embedding a potent squirrel spell into the message.
So yeah . . . Hairy Twatter enjoy!!