Lisa Ann vs Julia Ann

Well hell. Normally anything from Jules Jordan is an auto-buy for me. But I'm approaching this film with some trepidation. Neither Lisa Ann nor Julia Ann is really my thing. Julia Ann has the blonde thing that I really don't like, and there's always been something about Lisa Ann's attitude that really rubs me the wrong way. But I get five hours of them here with Lisa Ann vs. Julia Ann, and damn it, I'm going to make the most of it. There isn't really much to do here as far as picking out scenes is concerned, as they don't say where these scenes are coming from. So let's just roll with it as these scenes come, shall we?

We open with Julia Ann talking on the phone. Really, I'm going to move for a ban on mobile phones in porn in the future. They're being used as a plot device far too casually, and they always take way, way too much time considering we're paying to watch the fucking part. Then Julia's using an exercise ball for a bit, and there's a terribly unfunny bit where Erik is trying to show her what motion she should be making, but it's too far over the top, especially with the shorts he has on. Keep in mind, I like Erik. I think he's one of the best performers out there, and I like what he does as a director as well. Once they get into more interaction in this scene, they have really great chemistry. Erik holds a straight face and delivers his lines really quite well, but then he can't contain himself anymore and Julia's clothing is rapidly coming off. I do like how they keep Julia's top on, as her skin tone and bottomless state really helps to augment her massive tits in that tight knit top. Hot stuff here. The top goes away, though, and Erik really can't get enough pussy for his mouth. He's way in there, camera be damned. We never quite watch what he's doing, but hey, he's enjoying himself. When they get around to the penetration bits, the lighting is a bit disappointing. It's okay, but the bright lighting from the windows behind them do throw it up a bit. Anal fans will be happy that there's some butt fun in this one as well. Really, Julia still looks like a 90's contract star, so it's harder for me to get into this. I do like the front doors behind them. I might have to look into a window like that for mine. Some good tit fucking near the end, and then kind of a weak money shot. A decent scene, really.

Let's see what Lisa Ann's first scene has for us. Well, it has an interesting kitchen that we go through, making our way to Lisa, mostly naked in the bedroom. I didn't like the cabinets in the kitchen, by the way. They're moving around this place, with its stark, monochromatic sense of style, and I'm afraid Lisa is going to kick that beverage glass over. Why she's wandering around the way she is I don't know, but damn that's a nice ass. But now she's kissing herself in the mirror. Why? I don't know. A good scene here as well, and again, some good anal action. But still, Lisa isn't completely my type, and if you can get me a Jodi Taylor instead, I would be all over this scene. Or Jennifer White. This would be the perfect scene for her.

The third scene opens with Julia Ann in some nice stockings. Well, the shot is nice initially, but the posing and teasing that follows is a bit meh. Heck, I'll let you explore it yourself. Well-captured, well-performed, this is one you'll want to own if you're even remotely a fan of these two ladies. Or even one or the other, as you get the equivalent of an entire disc of each lady, and you know something released by Jules Jordan is going to have excellent production values. So there's really no decision need to be made: go ahead and pick this one up and enjoy two of the better older ladies in the business today. At least, I think they're still in the business...

Thank you Julia and Lisa for an excellent film The two of you are according to my wife and me the example of good porn when you two fuck it shows that you enjoy it My better half states that she would love to change places with you especially when the cum is heading towards your beautiful faces and mouths Thanks for being you I love you