Teens In Tight Jeans 3

You don't need me to write this review. I know you don't. Just look at the front box cover. Look at that cast. I mean, damn. Is there a woman there you wouldn't want to fuck? Me either. I bought this one exclusively based on the box cover, and I was counting on 3rd Degree giving us something well shot like they usually do. Teens in Tight Jeans 3 is not a perfect film, but it's damn good and delivers some ridiculously hot women.

We open with someone not on the front of the box, though: Stacie Jaxxx. Aren't we done using names with three X's in them? Isn't that like using a "z" instead of an "s" for a plural? These are things, but they're important. Or at least they are to me, a writer. Stacie, meanwhile, seems to have other talents that mean she doesn't have to sit behind a keyboard being pedantic. They picked an odd room for the actual sex part of this film. The walls are all orange, and that plays havoc with the lighting and pickups on the camera. When they tilt down and mostly have the couch in the frame it works a bit better. Also, they fetishize the jeans just a little bit more than they need to. I mean, we get it. They're hot and in denim. But you don't have to hit us over the head with them in every shot. It's a bit like another film that had a panty fetish I can't remember. Manuel Ferrera at one point was just kind of dangling them in front of the camera while he was fucking her, I guess to keep them in the shot. It was painful. Some good positions, but again, the fact that she can't take the jeans all the way off means we're a bit compromised at times. At least she has great tits for us to stare at. And that the director didn't insist that the cumshot had to be on the jeans or something. Small miracles.

Lola Foxx gets the second scene. It would be appropriate if Zoey Nixon gets the third scene: that way we're stepping down on the letter X. In the same room, which just does more to make me want to have random beautiful women rotating through my living room. "Oh, it's Tuesday? Jennifer White must be coming." I really like Lola's legs and ass. I hadn't really gotten to watch her before, so this is quite a treat. Mark Wood is/has the lucky stiff. He does his usual ass worshipping bit. To be fair, I would too. Otherwise this is a pretty predictable scene, or at least as predictable as any scene without anal can be. A pretty good mouth shot in the end, though the director fucked up the camera angle on it. Too low, too much to the side. Boo. Being able to see her eyes would have been nice. Don't let low camera angle syndrome kill this industry!

Sadie Holmes actually gets the third scene. She's a skinnier brunette, but plenty nice to look at nonetheless. This scene probably did the least for me. We're relatively tight with the camera shot throughout, and the action itself just isn't doing much of anything for me. On the plus side, her pants actually come all the way off. Handy. Another face and body shot in the end.

The incredible Madelyn Monroe is next, and yeah, add her to the list of women that make me want to go work in the industry after all. A body that nice could almost be illegal. Nice arm tattoo, too. Bad music, though. It's a typical bedroom scene here, so it's not like this is a scene that's going to blow you away. Still, Madelyn is nice to watch regardless. And a great mouth shot in the end of this one, too. At least, I think it was. Again, the director fucked up the camera angle. The same way, too.

Finally, Zoey Nixon is up. And so am I just looking at her. I know Zoey's done an interview about polyamory; as someone whose relationship is also poly, I'll hang out with you anytime you like, Zoey. The jeans go away relatively early, and this is the best shot and performed of the bunch. A good facial, too. Damn, what a body on her.

I like this film. It isn't over the top hot, but it is very nice. And this is a cast that is going places, too.