Down to Fuck 3 (Vince Vouyer)

If I were a boxing fan, and I knew how to make the analogy, I'd say a film like Down to Fuck 3 is quite a bit like a heavyweight championship card: you know you want to see the main event, but who knows how the undercard will turn out. To be fair to everyone on this disc, this isn't the Christy Mack show; she is, however, the entire reason I wanted this one. The light-eyed brunette with the criminally amazing body was why I wanted Down to Fuck 3, and her scene certainly did not disappoint. But throw in fine performances by Melody Jordan and AJ Applegate, and this one really was a winner all the way around.

But let's start with the headline act, shall we? Tattooed women generally really do it for me (both of my girlfriends are tattooed, one of them with full sleeves), though Oranjewife is terrified of needles and said no thanks to that. Another place where porn also comes to the rescue, though, as there seems to be someone for everyone's tastes. For me, Christy looks so nice, I almost worry she should somehow be illegal. I mean, eyes like that, curves like that in such a little package. Very nice. I could have done without the overly blurry tease sequence, followed by an interview before the sex. It's like having multiple introductions the same way the Lord of the Rings movies had about five consecutive endings. I certainly have no problem with augmented breasts (if you bitch about those but no other body modifications, you're kind of a hypocrite), but it's her legs and ass that are truly something to behold. She's not by any means a big girl, but her thighs are perfect, her butts a nice little bubble, and it's all a package that I so desperately want the chance to play with. Call me, Christy. Alex Gonz is the stunt cock here, and I was watching this scene with my sleeved girlfriend, who thought his dick looked really strange. Bent. Sorry, Alex. My problem with Alex in this scene, though, is how he doesn't really let Christy perform enough. If ever there was a candidate for a perfect reverse cowgirl, it's Christy. But Alex insists on doing all the thrusting, making it look like she's riding on a machine. Dude, let her do it. That, in fact, is probably my only complaint in the scene overall, as he's just all over her a bit too much. She takes two face shots, though, which is always lovely. A face like that is just perfect for...

Melody Jordan is the type of redhead I can't tell if I like or not. That sounds bizarre to say, but I'm not instantly blown away by her. I love the pale blue top she's got going for this scene, as it works with her hair and skin tone perfectly. She does a great job being personable, but it's once again after the blurry tease sequence that the scene proper really starts. I'm hoping that's something they'll consider axing in the future. They're just fine without that part, and I like to be able to see the women in these scenes, rather than feeling like I'm trying to glimpse them through the fog of a dream sequence.

AJ Applegate, you would think, would not be my type. I'm not overly huge on blondes, but there's something about the way she moves and presents herself that is absolutely delicious. The fact that there's some delicious anal bit here as well makes this great. Dang, why couldn't Christy have done anal in her scene? It would make more sense than some of the oddities of Mike Adriano's excesses.

Not much in the way of extras here, and I could do without the use of the term "babes" in the chapter menu. It seems like it's trying too hard. I don't know, something . But I like Down to Fuck, and I'm thinking this is a series that I'm going to have to keep track of, alongside Don't Tell My Wife I Assfucked the Babysitter and Big Wet Asses. Well worth picking up, and there will be at least a couple of scenes you'll love on this one.