Praise The Load 8

There's almost nothing I dislike about the Praise the Load series. I know, someone should alert the news media, right? Okay, so I can be a bit cranky about my reviews. But my one complaint is the praying premise that they go way out of their way to include here. I mean, I'm not your typically religious sort (I'm Buddhist if you're keeping score at home), but there's something about that which strikes me as going out of their way to be antagonistic. Couldn't we just skip that part and enjoy hot women taking great facials instead? Why do we have to be weird? (Not Mike Adriano weird... he's in a class by himself.)

We open with Veruca James, a hot bale brunette, which means she's just my type. She takes on two guys with some rather rough face fucking going on. Two big facials later and she seems like a happy camper. The POV sex during thie part is definitely worth tuning in for. Lea Lexis isn't as much my type, and a lot of that is my mood being spoiled by the incredibly shitty camera angle we're using for the tease portion. Why is the camera down on the floor and we're staring straight up? That's a horrible angle for porn. Simply horrible. This low camera angle shit has got to stop.

Abby Cross is kind of fun, though the camera operator playing with her body gets old really quickly. Not the best camera angles on this one, though not as bad as the last scene. Kind of a light set, and the guys slapping their dicks on her face all at the same time just looks dumb. She seems genuinely surprised by the loads she takes, so that's kind of a different angle on all of it. It's not a bad scene, and I'm being nit-picky, but this could have been better yet. The sucking gets going quite a bit earlier on this one, which is fine. It also starts with just one guy. Really amazing tits on this one, by the way. Not massive, but they really fit her. Nice. Then the guys just keep showing up. Kind of impressive, really. Which means the load in the end really is that huge. Honestly, if there's just one ending you watch from this film, make it this one.

Tara Lynn Foxx is next. She's really not my type. I'll do my best here, but I can't get any personality from her. Bad camera angles here, too. I also don't like the having to get into a praying position and reiterating the stupid name of the series for the camera. That's something Vince Vouyer would have his talent do. She also has the biggest mouth I've ever seen on a porn star. Like it's freaky, scary big. Also, the tease sequence really is unspeakably bad. I don't like the camera angle, and I have panty wedgies as a tease. It looks dumb. Make it stop. Otherwise, kind of boring. And why are you going to sit on her face if you're only getting a ball sucking? Don't tease the rimjob. Bad director.

Then there's Gabbie Paltrova. Damn do I ever love her. She's a great performer, and if you haven't gotten to see what she's got yet, you're in for a treat. Again, the same stupid ending, but I can ignore that if you can. Seriously, this up-and-coming anal performer takes some time off to get her face used and take a rather nice amount of load.

So while this is a good series, I'm still not sure this is entirely the best edition of it that it could be. The low camera angle stuff is greatly irritating, and I'd like to hope that this is going to go away some time in the near future. But it seems to have taken hold, much like how every studio does the same thing with bonus features these days. Of course, this is one cumshot recap you'll very much want to tune in for, but it's not like anyone buys films based on bonus features anymore. I hope the same can't be said for camera angles, or we're all doomed to bad porn in the future.