Anal Plungers #2

I'm not sure what it takes to be an ass factory, or if they have to be ISO 9000 certified or what have you. I mean, there must be manufacturing standards if you're going to have a factory, right? What are the tolerances? Output? And for the love of... what
do they use for raw material? Okay, I'll stop. Seriously, though, it has a bit of a name about it that really does compartmentalize women. I don't think I like that one bit. But I'm also probably reading too much into all of this. Bloody literature degree...
Chanel Preston opens this one, and that's a hell of a way to get a film going. She takes on a pile of guys, and gets rather worked over in the process. Rough scene, but a good scene. As always, Chanel is perfectly dressed for it, too. She really is a joy to
watch. Why we have to watch her through a fire is beyond me, though. If that's supposed to be a metaphor. Work with it and then let it go. But no, it's porn, so we have to beat whatever the concept is to death. And beat it we do. Seriously, just stop filming
through the fireplace, Chris. I'd like to actually look at her during the tease sequence. The two dicks in the mouth at the same time is something I don't get. It's standard BBG porn fare, but it still doesn't make any sense. Plenty of anal, of course, though
the crotch tattoo is kind of unfortunate. I don't like those. It's also a couch scene, so they are quite limited in how many positions they can get into. Those positions are filmed well, though, and I have to give credit where it's due with that. Christ Streams
has been tending towards too low of a camera angle lately, but that's largely absent here. Thanks for that. Some of these positions go on too long, but the double facial in the end makes it all worth it. Christie Stevens is up second. Sort of your typical
porn blonde here. Not my type, in other words. I'd like to move that lingerie she has on to Jennifer White if I could. Sorry, I'm just not a blonde guy. Manuel performs well here, though. The lighting is far too washed out here, almost as washed out as Christie's
eyes are behind all of that makeup. Oh, and the camera angles during the tease sequence largely suck. I didn't need to be below and zoomed in while she squeezed her labia together repeatedly for no apparent reason. The light level is really too high throughout
here. Maybe backing off the iris on that camera just a touch would be better. Also the reverse cowgirl is generally shot from that same too-low camera angle. Boo. That really annoys me. I have an easier time with a blonde like AJ Applegate, though. I can't
really explain the difference, except to say that she seems a bit more authentic to me. If that makes sense. Brandy Aniston has the dirty brunette thing down, though again, I hate the nipple piercings. She looks like she lives more than a bit hard, I have
to say. Also, and I'm sorry, but I can't stop staring at how big her forehead is. I just can't look away. And that's what we get: four scenes. Maybe a bit light for what most of us are used to, but aside from the occasional bad camera angle, Chris Streams
makes sure you get what you need from this flick. I wouldn't expect any less from a Jules Jordan release, though. I would like for this to be just a bit better, and Chris Streams does get into some of his lesser habits, but it's still a good flick overall
and I shouldn't complain about a solid anal all-sex feature. Still, I don't like watching a film from the perspective of the floor, and I wish more directors would maybe take that complaint to heart. It's just not the right angle to get a sense of someone
during a tease, and the close-up shots during that give me the impression I'm getting medical credits instead of getting aroused. There's always the next edition, I suppose.