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But OranjeWife and I don't have kids!
It took a bit to convince my DVD player to give My Wife and I are Fucking the Babysitter 6. I'm not really sure why it was being pissy. Because it's not a bad film, even if I do find the premise a little bit ridiculous. Have the couple there, sitting on
a couch on either side of the young lady, and then one of them starts the rubbing. Suddenly, voila: a BGG threeway. Great. Really, I mean that. And while the cast isn't what I would call all star, there is something here for everyone, which is about the most
you could ask for in a something general release (ha!) like this. One thing I could live without is the dumb caption collection on the back of the box. Do bear in mind that I work as a writer for a living (feel free to count the grammar errors herein), so
I kind of have high expectations in that regard. I mean, in the second one, why is "Fantasizing" even capitalized? Is this like the era of the Declaration of Independence, when just about every noun got capitalized whether or not it should have? And that fourth
one: why do you capitalize your pun? Yeah, it's a homophone, I get it. You don't have to yell it. Why not include some red LEDs in the box itself around the word just in case someone out there didn't see this? Sheesh. Seriously, I get very bitchy about words.
Let's start this thing off with Avril Hall and Dallas. Dallas is going to be an interesting one: I'm not quite sure what I think of her yet, as I've seen two films with her (she's in It's Okay, She's My Stepdaughter 13, which sucks as a premise but works as
a film), and she looks completely different in both. Here she's go the 80s sweat band going for no reason that I can tell. The camera stays too low for most of this one. Bad. Stop making every shot only about penetration and sometimes, you know, show me the
entire scene. For me that means raising the camera up and angling down from these on-the-floor shots we get right now. Facial, by the way. You know, these must be different Dallases. They must be. It's also about 2am and I need to , so I'm can't be fucked
to figure this out right now. Jay Taylor and Hope Howell have the scene of the film up next. I could do without the vibrator that's here for no apparent reason, but our bespectacled young one is a real treat, and honestly, I'd love to be in this guy's shoes.
I'd totally take on both of these ladies at the same time. Life must be hard in Porn Valley. Leah Cortez and Liv Aguilera do a scene where it's hard for me to tell who is supposed to be the younger one. I know it's Liv, and incidentally, check out the reverse
cowgirl from this scene in the trailer at the beginning of the movie. You know how I'm constantly complaining about Low Camera Angle Syndrome? This is an acute case. That is everything that's wrong with porn today in one shot. Horrible. Tammy Tyler and Mackenzee
Pierce get the final scene. These two work really well together, though Mackenzee spends a bit more time just playing with herself than I'd expect, but the facial Tammy takes is nice. Even if there is a bit of slightly awkward cum play in the end. I really
don't need the sharing of the sperm. I know that really works for some people, but I'm not one of them. No, this one isn't going to win any awards, but aside from the crimes against cinematography in that one scene, this isn't a bad little film at all. I recommend
it for Jay and Hope's scene in particular, as I find both of those women to be scorchingly hot, and their male counterpart isn't overbearing. In other words, they actually get to perform. If you like simple, kind of soft BGG scenes, this one is perfect for
you. If you like your group sex a bit rougher, a bit more anal, you might want to keep searching.