Superstar Slut Challenge

I've never quite understood these woman versus woman films. I mean, why do we need to have competition in porn? It's all about tastes instead of somehow having someone holding a title belt. And there are some porn stars who behave like professional wrestlers, with their patented moves and the like. Toning down those similarities would be nice. But an entire two-disc collection with Tori Black and Jenna Haze? Yes please. I don't, however, really agree with the premise they apply to the whole thing. I mean, "Pretty"? Doesn't that usually just mean they have a ton of makeup on? I've been really down on POV lately, too, as that has far too often become an excuse to have a shitty perspective and shaking camera. I think that one has run its course. Don't get me started on the concept of "interracial" again (check out any review I've done on the concept to read more than you want to of my thoughts). At least the last element is oil, and I can get into that. Ah, pretty also means having enough Vaseline on the camera lens to make 1980s Penthouse proud. It's all overly lit and attempting to be artistic, all the while continuing the downward devolution of porn with the camera on the floor and tilted up. That terrible habit is going to drive me out of the industry completely. Hey, stop that celebrating.

The POV bits aren't nearly as bad as I thought they would be, by the way. It's still not my favourite, as the camera gets to be far too shaky and mediocre at best-I still ultimately believe it's a way for the director to get to fuck really hot women. The have your cake and eat it too if you will. Not saying I wouldn't. But the reverse cowgirl bits are actually very well done, and that one usually frustrates me. So a tip of the cap to Chris for that. The oil bit is definitely my favourite, though again with the low camera. Tori is also rocking some hair I don't particularly like. I know, I shouldn't be focusing on that. It's actually better once it gets messed up. Hooray for Tori doing oil soaked anal, by the way. Jenna does too, but Tori's is more impressive. I think Jenna's scene being shot on a staircase is a major negative. I can't recall a single scene shot on stairs that I've ever liked. I could do without the camera being positioned to deliberately get dripped on, though. We get it. It's oily. Don't kick the premise in the balls so hard.

The interracial bit isn't as socially backwards as it could be, but it still isn't a winner. Some awful kissing in the scene with Tori, by the way. Painfully bad. This is also her turn to have sex on the stairs, which equally doesn't work at all. Except for the part where she's got one leg up on the railing. That makes her ass look great. Jenna starts to overdo it in her scene. Really cool sequence where Jenna is taking it up the ass while giving the guy a handjob, too. Shallow thrusts (you know, getting the most sensitive parts right on the sphincter), with a nice additional squeeze from her. That must feel good.

I mean, there are eight scenes here, so that's already a winner. The facials aren't the best I've ever seen, but at least there aren't any creampies or foot shots or any other endings that I hate. With over five hours to choose from, if these are two of your favourite ladies, you'll be alright. Don't expect too much in the way of extras. I think they're all in the film itself. Remember, eight scenes. There's only so much room on a DVD, after all. So should you buy it? Yeah. I mean, these are two legends of the adult world, and I don't know how much longer they'll be performing. Get while the getting is good. And aside from some poorly shot bits and a section that is socially reprehensible, there aren't going to be too many titles out there that give you as much satisfaction as you'll get from Tori and Jenna.