Squirt Gasms!

So I guess squirting is back to being a thing. When Cytherea left the scene for a bit, there seemed to be something of a lull in squirting as a front-and-center theme in porn. But William H has decided to change all of that in his latest release for his
new home Jules Jordan with SquirtGasms! That's his exclamation mark, not mine. With Riley Reid gracing the cover, I'm betting this film is going to sell quite well. We have Bonnie Rotten in this one leading off, and I still feel like she's trying way too hard.
And that she's also got friends in important places, as her career seemed to fast forward directly to title star-level. She does put on quite a good show, though, and William gets his camera quite low. I do hope it's waterproof; it gets quite the workout.
And it is that same camera angle that I complain about being too low, especially during reverse cowgirl bits. Amy Brooke and Jayden Lee team up in the second scene. A pretty typical MFF scene here, though I find the obsession with getting one woman's face
in the middle of the other's squirting and, well, not at all hot. Sorry, but it's doing nothing for me. Actually, it's almost repulsive, and considering how wide-ranging my turn-ons are, that's saying something. I hope I'm in the minority on this, though.
And that the talent got hazard pay. Riley Reid gets third billing, and she does one of the better tease sequences out there. I didn't much like the camera angles in her scene, though, as I felt like I had to crank my neck every time to see what was going on.
Also, we're in quite tight most of the time just so we can watch all of the squirting. I guess. Or something. Oh, and she licks it up, too. I have no idea why. Sophie Dee is definitely my type, and I rather enjoy watching her scene, though the tease sequence
is even in too tight here. That's disappointing. Also, I don't like the current haircut she's rocking, which is odd for me, as I've always liked her look before. I think it's got to be the bangs. Again, we're in way too tight with odd camera angles. Disappointing,
oddly. Sheena Shaw has the best outfit going in this film. Underrated, this one. She's one hell of a performer. Good anal in this one, too, though some of the camera angles are odd, and some of the condition of her butthole when Manuel pulls out for the squirting
seems to be medically unhealthy. One thing that struck me as rather interesting here was that there wasn't a single male cumshot in the preview to this film. Most porn tends to have that, so that makes me think that the squirting bit is meant to be the analog.
That would make Amy and Jayden's scene a bit more logical, though it manages to not have that effect on me. I guess it must be that squirting isn't my thing. Sorry for that. On the plus side, even though I don't like the camera angles, the choices for editing
were generally good, and the lighting is good throughout. I expect William H. to get those things right. This director and studio marriage is about the best one I can think of, and I'm very happy that the releases have been generally quite good so far. And
while we all have our own fetishes, yeah, squirting isn't one of mine. Of course, I'm sure other reviewers would make similar complaints about a rimming flick, where I'd be quite happy. But I also don't see top-end directors like William H. making a series
like that. Maybe there's hope in the future. Ultimately, if you're into squirting, you're going to love this. I'm sure of that. I can only assume my complaint about camera angles is irrelevant; you can probably see exactly what you want to see with these angles.
Don't expect a big pile of extras here, but they really don't have much point anymore. I mean, there isn't much special about that concept anymore since it's become so passé.