Member Reviews
Very Close to Legendary
Still nice that Jenna Haze got her own studio line (dating Jules Jordan helps with that, assuming they are still together; I can never keep up), though she tends to stay to the all-female porn. Which can sometimes be very good, and other times get to be
a bit weird to make its point. Meow! 3 exemplifies this tendency, with some very hot action and some that also manages to ruin its own hotness by being strange. Also, Jenna keeps up the habit in Jules Jordan products to show a good chunk of the film itself
during the opening credits. And who knew? Just enough to write a review! (Kidding. Mostly.) An example of the hotness includes Jada Stevens and Remy La Croix getting into each other's asses, though there is more toy play in this scene than I would like. I
get that there's a thing where they want to show penetration in lesbian flicks, but toys always seem like a cop out. There are directors out there who get that, too. I like the rimming and licking, yes, and some of the toy play is alright, but some of the
toys are just odd, and they make it hard to see a lot of the time. All we see is the toy doing stuff. For an example on the strangeness, the scene with the incredibly hot Lexi Belle, Elle Alexandra, and Aiden Ashley manages to go all foot heavy. I don't find
feet sexy, and the foot licking and fucking with toes just takes the hotness away for me. Boo. Which is a shame, because everything else they do is rather fun to watch. Elle Alexandra in particular one I'm going to keep watching. You know, me and redheads.
These ladies really do seem to like each other, too, which is awesome. But then there's the feet part. Meh. Lily Carter and Molly Bennett start off a bit weird, but I think that any time they spit in each other's mouths. The outfits are hot, but there's also
a strap-on thing here that I don't like. I never have. Hot outfits here, too. It's so close to being a scene I love, and yet I don't. Natasha Maslkova and Layla Rose have a perfectly banal scene, one that gets lost in the midst of all the other ones, honestly.
They do a nice job, of course, but there isn't as much steam here. I still rather enjoyed it, though, as they're lovely to look at. Riley Reid and Maddy O'Reilly do a scene that should steal the show, though they do the feet and spitting thing in theirs. If
you can get past that, what they give us is rather stunning. Riley shows an aggressive side she usually doesn't let out in her scenes, which is different, and they avoid the toys, so I'm happy about that. Mia Malkova, Gracie Glam, and Raven Rockette do a scene
that is, well, boring. Honestly, Gracie Glam's scenes all bore me these days, as she seems to be just showing up for a check. And more of the things which surely, since they're on display even here, must be Jenna's fetishes. Foot, spitting, repeat. Sigh. Kiki
Vidis and Celeste Star get the final scene. I remember when Kiki Vidis was the next big thing. To me, at least. I would have bought every film with her in it, but she seemed to vanish for a number of years. Now she's back here, and looking notably different.
I liked her hair a bit shorter. This is a slow and steady scene, and one where they seem to at least reasonably enjoy each other. Nothing going on with toys here, either, but the camera angle is too low throughout most of it, and that kind of frustrated me.
I don't know whether to blame Jenna or Van Styles for that. So it's a thing, I guess, and with two discs, they've put some effort into this release. So I hope you get more out of it than I do. I just found that it was trying so hard to be edgy at points that
it got annoying. Really, if they'd just let the talent be hot without seemingly shoehorning certain things in, they'd have much more of a winner in my book.