MILF Revolution

I'm starting to think Lisa Ann is the intellectual heir to Bob Dole. Lisa Ann loves Lisa Ann. Lisa Ann puts Lisa Ann in every Lisa Ann film. In fact, Lisa Ann is in every scene of every Lisa Ann film. Lisa Ann. I've never been a fan of her, honestly. I
don't like her attitude, this egotistical presence that does nothing but turn me off. And the ego-feeding going on here by being in every single scene is beyond the pale. If you want to have a studio, you can actually let us watch other people perform, rather
than just finding ways to control every moment of every film. And she's just too much, you know? Tries too hard. Capri Cavanni gets first billing, and I guess it's a big deal that she's taking on two guys at once. Why you're bragging about the first time for
anything in a MILF film is something I don't understand, but whatever. Capri is looking really good here, but her ability to actually perform gets interrupted by the fact that it really isn't her scene. Lisa Ann jumps in whenever she feels like, a helicopter
parent turned into a film director. She even has to get her face in front of the camera for the facial. Stop. I think the reason I'm most annoyed is that I love Jayden Jaymes, love watching her perform, and she certainly doesn't need any help to have presence.
But here's Lisa Ann again, making sure there's almost no time where she can't get her face into the camera. It's so contrived, too, where I'm not believing she's doing any of this because she wants to, but because it does a lot for her ego and her wallet.
Katja Kassin doesn't need any help, either. But she gets it nonetheless. Still an amazing body on Katja, with an ass still to die for, but even in the opening credits, we get a brief look at that and then Katja going down on Lisa Ann. The same thing happens
with Raquel Devine in her scene, where we get her introduction, but then Lisa Ann's face. Somebody needs some ego treatment. What do you know, too, that after we go through the scenes, we get this long sequence where it says "Starring Lisa Ann." Yes, we know.
She's been impossible to miss. Also, this is the longest part of the introduction, so we can make sure we know who this is really all about. Of course, there's also the bit where we have it emphasized that Lisa Ann is the director. Oh, and there's also somebody
or other on camera. You know what? The problem is really a double standard. Yeah, most male directors can put themselves in the middle of each of their scenes. But that's because they don't have top billing. In contemporary porn, the female talent gets top
billing, and Lisa Ann doesn't have that opportunity here. Instead, she comes across as a scene stealer, and there's almost no other way to take this. I compare her to Jenna Haze, who directs without needing to star in each and every scene. Lisa Ann is going
to have to learn that if she's going to get to direct a second flick. Because whatever this is, it doesn't work. It's just her performing, with some other people happening to be in the scenes. Hell, she even gets almost all of the money shots, and she's in
the frame for the ones she doesn't. Simply unprofessional and a two hour collection of ego stroking. Somehow, my opinion of her went down even further. This whole production is embarrassing.