Wet Asses 2

Big Wet Asses from Elegant Angel was long one of my favourite series. Whatever the breakdown in the relationship was between William H. and the studio, I'm glad to see the series can continue with its original director with a new name. As much as I try to stay up to date with all of the gossip in the industry, I haven't really found out what happened there. And a lot happens in this industry. Staying up to date is bloody difficult. So what do we have? The same thing we've always had: great asses, oil, some tease sequences that have too much effort, women who can't dance trying to dance, good lighting, mostly good camera angles, and lots of good ass fucking. With a cast including Jada Stevens, Remy LaCroix, Lily LaBeau (with her sexy new short, spiky hair), AJ
Applegate, and Veruca James, this is also on my shortlist for film of the year. The first scene goes to Jada Stevens. This is, of course, one of the asses of the decade. One thing I do hate that comes up in this series is the unnecessary ass bouncing and the panties going on and off and then back on for some reason. It's something I blame Raul Cristian for introducing to our domestic market, and I hate it. Take them off and let us enjoy. I don't need a prop to show me your ass cheeks are amazing. A pretty good scene, though James Deen is his usually slightly weird self, including the most bizarre slapping you'll see any given day. AJ Applegate is next, wearing way too fucking much makeup. It almost looks like a joke. This tease bit is only slightly better. Generally a good scene, but Manuel seems to want to control the entire scene rather than letting AJ perform, including his thoroughly bizarre 5000 rpm finger fucking that he's been doing lately. Also, William is succumbing to low camera syndrome, fucking up the reverse cowgirl bits by just turning them into penetration shot. Again, for all directors, the entire point of that position is to show off her body. If you're just going to turn it into a mechanical thing going into thing shot, then there's just no point. All of you who do that should be embarrassed for your incompetency. Anyhow, this scene ends in a facial. Duh. Veruca James has a tease sequence that I can only describe as insipid. She tries to do that hip shake thing again that she simply can't pull off, and she does the on and off bit way too much. Also, what's with the every other thrust thing these two dudes are doing with her ass? It's like a schoolyard game or something. Seriously, what the fuck is this? Not a great scene only because Veruca doesn't get to perform.

She's just kind of a meat hole to these dudes, and that's annoying. At least the double facial in the end is nice. Lily LaBeau should also never pretend that she has enough ass to shake like that. It's just kind of sad. Also, too much eye makeup. Way too much.

And the off and on thing going on here, too. What the fuck, William? Why are you being average at best these days? The camera angles aren't great. The action isn't great, and she kind of plays with the cum. At least we get to watch Remy and her phenomenal hoola hoop talent. And that's an ass that can do whatever it wants. A pretty good scene here, honestly, but that's because dude doesn't try to own the whole scene, thinking it's all about him. The facial in the end is intense, and you'll swear she's saying "I love you" with her eyes as he finishes off. Intense. I don't want Wet Asses 2 to be average. I want it to be great. I expect it to be great. I expect the best talent, which is what we have here. And I expect the best technical skills, which we don't have.

What I'm seeing instead is things being done a certain way, over and over, because that's how they keep doing it. I want a rethink, and I want it done better.