Cum Glazed 4

I really wish Vince Vouyer didn't make Holly Michaels look like an idiot for their website ad. It just doesn't work for anyone. Oh, right, I'm live. Cum Glazed 4 is an alright film, with some really hot talent, but there are a few things going on here that keep me from saying this one is excellent. What has me bothered, you ask? That Luna's scene had to go to a shot glass of cum and playing with it rather than being the face shot it should be. Honestly, Vince Vouyer's biggest problem is this kind of immaturity.

It always has been. I wish he could understand how much better he could be if he just gave us something more normal and stop trying to be so eccentric with cum. It must be his personal fixation. And I should love this film. I should love seeing Luna and Melanie Hicks, if nothing else. They're both scorchers, the two I really wanted to see from this one. So why the fuck do we need to include the shot glass nonsense? The POV bits here are even generally shot well, which is unusual. Vince does this better than most.

He doesn't make us feel like we're zoomed in too far like so many other POV directors do. Same thing with Luna's scene. It's generally well done. Until the fucking stupidity with the money shot. Strong opinion? Me? Never. I also tried to like Kelsey Jones, but she's just the wrong colour. Not in a racial sense. In a fake tanning sense. She's effing orange, for crying out loud. I'll try to start with Kelsey, in fact. She gets on a bed with toys in hand. I hate toy scenes. And this tease bit is awful. I mean terrible.

Painful to watch. I like her less. That shouldn't be possible. The more she does stuff the more I want her to stop. She also keeps popping out of the frame since the camera is static to start. Then Vince does the other thing he tends to do: reaching around the lens a bit to play. It's not as bad as, say, a Raul Cristian, but it's still annoying. Later on, after the tease, since it's a POV bit, that's fine. But not when we're getting started. For some reason the big microphone vibrator is not sexy to me. And that's what she goes right for. It looks like an industrial tool to me. Then again, I don't much like watching toys in general. I'd rather watch her use her fingers, especially as her pleasure is entirely unconvincing. Same with her talking dirty. Fuck she's annoying. Vince seems uninterested as well. She's giving a blowjob on his limpness for quite some time. This scene actually does feel a bit more zoomed in. Mouth shot. And down it goes. Luna's eyes make any scene work. I hope her star burns as brightly as it should. She's amazing. I'm still waiting for that perfect scene starring her, though. This just isn't it. I'm thinking the one in Don't Tell My Wife I Assfucked the Babysitter 13 will be it. Hopefully that gets to my house soon! They don't really fuck around with this one, either. Straight in her mouth we go, then some extended doggie sex. But it's her eyes while giving head that makes everything come together. I could do without the pierced nipples, but that's just my personal preference. The reverse cowgirl bit goes on forever, but it's POV, which means it's not the side I'd like to see. The cowgirl bit does feel too zoomed in. That's a shame. Mouth shot in the end. Then she spits it out and swallows it again. I can't understand why. Dumb. Melanie Hicks has an interesting start, as we're checking her out from underneath the sheets. I want to see a whole lot more of this woman. Instantly onto my favourites list, she is. This scene goes much like Luna's except for the footjob (I'm not a fan) and the tit fucking towards the end. It's another nice mouth shot, but why the shot glass? What the fuck, Vince? Seriously, what the fuck? What is your obsession? You're like the Amateur Allure guys and that fucking spoon.