50 Guy Cream Pie 9

Sorry that this review is more on the short side. There's only so much to say about a one-scene film. One scene, but there are two discs here. And a host. Yes, Ron Jeremy hosts this one. It's the premise that either weirds or grosses me out, depending on how I think about it. But it's also Jennifer White, one of my absolute favourite porn stars. If anyone knows an address for an autograph, please do let me know. Because that would be great. I need a new poster. But this is 50 Guy Creampie 9. Meaning that it's 50 loads, and there's no clean-up in between. Yeah, I'd like to have a bit of really dirty fun with Jennifer, but I think I like her scenes one cock. Or two. Or three or four. But not 50. And if there are going to be this many guys, I want to see loads all over her face. Jennifer is so, so hot. I love the way she looks, her face, her hair, his really pale skin, those incredible legs and ass. She's just perfect. Made for this. And some of this all does go on her face, by the way, but I'm still just not feeling it. A great look this time, too. Also, the guy who yells into the camera with funky contact lenses on weirds me out. And then it's go time. I hit play, and within ten seconds she's fucking. Oh, there appears to be a band playing in the background. Because soundtrack. Some of these guys are going off rather early. And good for them, might I add. I would be in her as quickly as I could. Oh, some good anal, too. Anal, pussy, blowjobs. I'm thinking she's going to have sore hamstrings after this. I like that they interview her during some of the rare moments when a cock isn't in her mouth. You know what? I'm sold on this. Even if I don't like where it ends up, Jennifer is just a sexual animal, and I know I'd love to take my turn. Even if I'd insist on having the #1 t-shirt.

Let me start off by saying Jennifer White is gorgeous and is the only reason why I managed to salvage an orgasm from this disaster. I gave it a 2.5 because she fulfilled her end of the bargain, though she did need a break in the action from all the fucking at one point.

This whole thing starts off weird and stupid from the fucking get go. A dude with weird contacts yelling into the camera is not how you start a video. Apparently this is the ninth video in this series, so you'd think they'd have how to organize one of these things down pat. Nope. I get the novelty and aesthetic of having the guys wearing shirts with numbers 1-50 printed on them and the idea that they should creampie her in that order, but that quickly falls apart. If anyone has watched gangbangs with large numbers of creampies it is pretty evident that not everyone can get hard and stay hard all at the same time, let alone be ready to cum on command. This is why the numbering system was such a terrible idea and quickly broke down into who was hard and who was ready to cum.

The other thing that I think looks good on paper is to use some actual male talent instead of all amateurs. I'm making this assumption based on the fact that the director calls guys out by name several times and Ron Jeremy comments on how big the dicks are (I'll get back to him in a minute). I'd imagine they went in this direction to make sure they had guys who would be hard and ready to take up some time if the amateurs weren't ready when one guy was done so there wouldn't be a break in the action. That or so it wouldn't be 45 seconds of fucking and a creampie guy after guy. Instead they got the opposite effect. These guys couldn't cum and apparently it was taking too long.

The entire set up was confusing and disorganized. The director really wants these guys to cum in order, but they can't so the director is trying to get guys who are hard and ready to cum to fuck her to keep up the creampies. Yet he keeps going back and forth from prioritizing the order and who can cum, so it is really distracting and really hurts the pacing. Also, the fact that they kept in the audio of the director yelling out orders was a mistake. I get it might help the viewer to figure out why there is so much disorder, but for anyone who has watched videos like this if a guy is fucking a girl for a while and then stops without the creampie, it is pretty clear it was taking too long and they want to move onto someone who can.

That is why it was so frustrating to have this director shout things like "you don't have to pound-fuck her" and telling one of the pros that he can fuck her for five minutes. Only a minute or so later he's back to shouting for someone who can cum to fuck her. At least one of the pros didn't have any idea that the point of this video was for each guy to creampie her. At one point you hear one of the pros say something like "dude, you can cum on her back/ass" when it is apparent another pro is having trouble cumming inside her. This is followed by the director shouting to everyone around him that these are all supposed to be creampies. Jesus fuck, how was this not communicated to the guys beforehand? I understand that some pros have a difficult time finishing by any other way than jerking themselves off, likely as a result of needing to normally not cum from other sex acts, so why are you in this video or why is someone shouting this out as a suggestion. Again, fucking distracting and unorganized.

Alright, back to the main fucking unforgivable distraction I mentioned in passing above. Ron fucking Jeremy. Don't get me wrong, I know his place in porn history, but I have no fucking idea why he was included in this video. I could forgive some of the miscues as just a comedy of errors (including when Jennifer requests some lube and they don't have any ready which leads to another series of shouts from the director), but the fucking random cuts to Ron Jeremy's sagging, old-ass face will destroy any momentum you had going up until that point. It was fucking ridiculous how often this happened and there was absolutely no point to it. He was basically just there to be a live DVD director's commentary is the closest I can get to what his role in this video was.

I don't need your stupid jokes or comments while a scene is going on. The only way his inclusion would have been acceptable would to be as an actual director's commentary option on the DVD, not live during the scene. At one point during the scene he asks her how she is doing, which was the only time his appearance wasn't 100% unacceptable, just mostly unacceptable. As I mentioned above, she takes a break at one point and he interviews her during the break. If they had had him interview her before the scene starts, at the unplanned break, and after the scene I would've been fine with his inclusion. Instead of adding something to this video he ruins it. Even when they don't cut to his face his stupid, soft voice talking about fuck-all randomly in my ear was unacceptable. If you want to see her in a good gangbang creampie look up her GangbangCreampie.com videos. The second one you can find on this site under "Railed by the Cocksmen." Her first by GBCP is great, so I imagine this one is as well.