Bra Busters 5

4 out of 5 scenes good. Video quality excellent, lighting always good. Summer Brielle, Allison Tyler, Romi Rain and Juelz Ventura had the best scenes. Juelz Ventura's dp scene was well shot for a dp scene. My personal scene favorites were Summer Brielle and Allson Tyler. Director could have done better on the doggy segments in certain scenes but all the other positions were well shot. Overall a movie worth buying for those who worship pretty girls with nice titties.

Okay, honestly, look at the front of this box. Just look at it. Summer Brielle looks like an airbrushed model from a computer game, not like a human being. I rail against eye makeup in porn, how it seems to be put on with a shotgun, but this is taking it to an entirely new level. Can we back off on that? Someone somewhere posted a gallery of porn stars without makeup, and I have to say that many of them looked quite lovely. Veronica Avluv was stunning without makeup. So let's maybe have people who look like people? Off my soapbox, we have Bra Busters 5. It has Alison Tyler and Juelz Ventura, so I'm interested, and I haven't quite decided yet what to make of Romi Rains. I want to like her, but I'm still not sure about the eyes. Or if I can see them. A lot of makeup there. (Sorry... on my rant again) Alektra Blue is still at it, too, which means you're going to get something quite towards the far end of hardcore. Though I can't help but remember the dumb tease bit she did in some film where she was licking a dumpster. Because that meant she was dirty, you see. Methinks someone got connotation and denotation a bit confused. Chris Streams is directing this one, so that means it will generally be good, though some of the camera angles will still be too low. He's not the worst offender when it comes to low camera angle syndrome, but it is still a bit of an issue with him. It's even a nice opening bit, but it does go on rather longer than it should. If only because we're going to get a shit ton (that's metric, not standard) of this during the tease sequence as well. I love tits, but there is such a thing as overdoing it. Streams also has the habit of putting about ten percent of each scene into his intro, which means we're getting towards ten minutes of this. I think. It feels like it, if nothing else. We open with Alison, and this just isn't quite her best scene. It's good, mind you, but Manuel is in an uncharacteristically controlling mood today. He's really not letting her perform much, to the point where it's to the detriment of the scene. That's too bad, really. I mean, there's a lot of heat to this one, but it's almost like Alison herself was an afterthought. Alektra Blue gets to perform a bit more with Erik Everhard, but that's because she seems to do more to command a scene.

Oh, and all of that anal, too. Really a scorcher of a scene, though probably not one you haven't seen before. It's not especially unique. Then there's Summer. Ah. It's the lips. That's what is making her face look so odd to me. Someone went and inflated them.

Who ever thought that was a good idea? Ask anyone who has taken an art class, and the top lip should be about half the width of the bottom lip. If you don't follow that with your surgery bit (to be fair, that could just be something in the makeup that makes it look that way), then you're fucking your face up. Romi does really well here. And she takes as well as she gives with Manuel, meaning she performs even while he's being a bit rough. That's how it should be done. And holy shit does she ever like to fuck.

Hell, she rode him so hard he blew a load. Great stuff here. And then Juelz. Ah, Juelz. A few years ago I thought she was going to have a relatively mellow career, but now she's back with a vengeance. She's taking on two dudes in this one, which means it's DP galore. You can really see her stretch with this, too. Quite an intense one, and somehow she manages to not get lost in the middle of all of that dude. The verdict? I liked four out of five, so I think that's a score for any porn film. And at least every single cum shot didn't have to be on the tits. Good to control fixations like that, you know?