Rear View #3

Jules Jordan never seems to let down a true ass lover, but in this flick I was slightly disappointed. One thing I've always appreciated about Jules titles that focus on a specific body part is that if you think you enjoy, let's say ass in this title, Rear View 3's case, well by the end of the movie you will end up LOVING ass. The way he shoots gives you a good focus and appreciation for these females' bodies. It just didn't seem like one of his better works, but I'm not complaining too much. It's ass!

My thoughts on Rear View 3... In the first scene I appreciated young Lola Fox's bouncing ass in a shallow pool. There she is with water glistening off her cheeks, then out of left field comes a hard cock ready and waiting for her. It gave you that good lazy day vibe where you think, the only thing this girl has on her agenda is to play around in a pool and have a day of fucking. Simple scene. Tasteful sex. When scene two starts off, instantly the movie starts to take a step in the more intense direction as Kira Mia presents herself in sexy black stilettos, fishnets and skin tight corset. She lightly spanks herself with a tassel whip and teases her huge tits. I respect some good heels and fishnets, and Mia's ass is huge, so made for some good action, especially in doggy style and cock riding action. For the third scene, if it were possible for me to switch pornstars, but keep the same action that was going on, I would. Sheena Shaw just doesn't do it for me. Her labia hangs like a uvula and I just can't help but to stare at it with no satisfaction. She uses a glass toy in her ass, and gets into some anal action in an interracial scene. Sheena seems to be the wild one in this movie, and even though I don't care for her, the action was good. So good in fact that she gets a pretty serious load of cum to the face. No holding back for her!

I think Daniel Daniels is the sexy one of the cast. She has that sultry look to her. A lot of eye contact and the look of deep interest when she fucks. She goes for a round on the couch, getting her pussy licked to no end by Ramon. A more tame, yet sensual scene. Last, you have A.J. Apple gate taking on two guys at once. There was some sloppy deep throat face fucking while she was getting her ass plugged with cock; a rougher scene that ended in two loads being shot down the stars throat. I thought this flick would have been slightly wilder. In a way I was glad there wasn't gaping and wild anal stuff. A little anal with the occasional roughness sprinkled through, and just enough cheek bouncing!

I don't want to complain about any film that gives me more views of asses, but Rear View 3 just doesn't bring the heat in the way I was expecting. Yes, it has Lola Foxx, who is amazing, to say nothing of Kiara Mia and AJ Applegate. It's also shot really well, so that can't be a complaint. No, it's when it's an ass film with essentially no anal, that means we're going to get an interminably long tease segment that is mostly white girl ass shaking. Which just doesn't work, and most directors use absolutely the wrong camera angle to capture, well, anything like that. The camera is always just below the target, and that doesn't cut it for me. So as a certified ass fan, ass films just don't do it for me. Usually it's the anal-themed flicks that bring the noise much better. And don't have tease bits that are so, well, bizarre. Bear in mind, there is plenty of anal in this film. But there's also Dani Daniels pretending she has an ass. Sorry, Dani does nothing for me, and I feel like she got handed the keys to the kingdom by someone in porndom (the same way Bonnie Rotten did) and she's a bit lucky to be where she is. The performances are always more what is being done to her than her really performing. I just don't get the hype. Also, the dude doing the machine finger bang to make her squirt is kind of disturbing. Akin to playing the drums, but drumsticks are too soft so you start using sledgehammers. Also: I'm a bit under the weather, so my analogies may in fact suck. The best performer in the bunch is probably AJ Applegate, just because she owns her time in front of the camera and seems to enjoy it so much. Like Riley Reid but dirtier. She has a fantastic threesome scene, and they somehow pulled off a BBG where it doesn't feel like the lady is lost somewhere in the middle. Lola Foxx if my favourite of this bunch. The photos on the back of the box don't do her enough credit. Cute face, fun body, and a tease sequence always shot up at a minimum 30 degree angle. Ugh. That's a bad habit from Chris Streams, and one I've learned to live with. Also, this tease bit being outdoors means shadows are a big issue. And if you're going to do this outside, can't you at least watch the camera angle (again, too high) so that the main feature in the sky behind her is not, in fact, the telephone line going over the pool? Then the ass shake for no reason comes in. It's like porn directors and stars saw a few rap videos in the 90s and figured that's how you need to do a tease for every single porn ever. Honestly, it does nothing. Especially when the lighting and camera work don't let it work. Then we get the even more stereotypical big, where the panties are pulled down juuuuuuuuust below the ass cheeks, so we get to have a look at an ass bouncing while looking like it's being strangled. Ugh. Just take them off. This is actually physically frustrating for me. Grr. Then I'm surprised that the scene is getting going outside with how bad these shadows are. The blowjob bit is eventually decent, though they have to get the angle right. The first bit of doggie is fine, but then they change to a different angle, and I think everyone realized that the sun is not in their favour. To the pool house. A relatively benign set of positions follows, including too long in a doggie position that looks neither alluring nor comfortable. Then there's a cowgirl bit that I guess is supposed to make us like her ass, but really doesn't let us see much of anything. The spoon bit that follows is fine, but the angles are again all wrong. The reverse cowgirl is short, but the look on her face during the missionary bit to the end is nice. So I guess that's something. Yeah, I guess. If you want.