POV Pervert #16

Mike John's last outing, No Cum Dodging Allowed 13, had me annoyed. Too many bad habits, especially the POV clit-rubbing that meant we couldn't see anything. Remember directors: your hands kill the POV fantasy. I know you're out there for you, but do this right. So we'll see if POV Pervert 16 is something better. The cast alone should bring the noise, with Kat Dior looking amazing-though disappointing me with a creampie instead of a facial in the end-alongside Chase Ryder, Laela Pryce, Zoey Monroe, and the amazing Gabriella Paltrova. This should be excellent. Let's see if it is. Why does the top left of the box cover brag that this is handheld? Isn't all porn handheld? Let's think before we type, shall we? The first thing I notice, in the tease bit with the
lovely Zoey Monroe, is that low camera angle syndrome is definitely going to be an issue here, as is a grabby camera operator. Ugh. That's just unacceptable. But the blowjob she gives is great, and would be even better if HE WOULD GET HIS FUCKING HANDS OUT OF THE WAY! The doggie and reverse cowgirl bits are fine, though he can stop spanking her at any time now. This becomes less POV and more camera operator indulging himself while costing less to make the film. The anal bits should be good and they just aren't.

The angles are just all wrong. Boo. STOP RUBBING HER FUCKING CLIT AND GET THAT HAND OUT OF THE WAY! Sorry, that really is pissing me off that much. If he'd move his hands, this would be perfect. And for some reason she has to play with the cum in the end.

I hate that, too. And grabby nuts is at it again immediately with Gabriella Paltrova. Stop it. Back off and let her perform. Your doing that means the camera angle fucking blows. You're zoomed in too far because you want to play. Fucking play on your own time.

Gabby gets to perform a bit more, but that's because she really knows how to work those hips. This scene is generally done a lot better, and I want to star in a scene with her as well. Just get me the plane ticket; you don't have to pay me for anything else.

The camera is really jumpy, and then we get to watch his hands run toys into her in a really incompetent manner. Dude is being really creepy. Some good anal, but again, his hands are far too close to what we want to see. Then some ball sucking, and I hate ball sucking. It physically hurts me to have it done, so that's just me. Some nice POV titfucking, but then she rides him some more and he feels the need to spank her tits. Hands. Off. Asshole. A good face shot in the end. Chase Ryder has douche hands all over her during the tease bit. I can't believe how angry I'm getting here. A great bit of titfucking, though, and he's starting to keep his hands to himself. That's nice. Oh, nevermind, he's got to plug his thumb up her butt while she's riding him. Then more ballsucking. Ow. Dude! Move. Your. Hands! Then for some reason he's fucking literally her nipple. Decent facial in the end. Kat Dior's tease bit is also ruined by the thumb of weirdness. Good blowjob, good titfucking, great looks at the camera. Dude has to
put his hand on the small of her back while fucking her. I want him to stop that, too. She does some great riding. Her nipples look odd, by the way. Then mister thumb-on-the-clit is back. Fucking awful. Someone please go up and rub your thumb in his face and ask him if he enjoyed watching it. Decent anal, but creampies are never a great visual, especially with the unsexy squat that always comes at the end. And a weak way to end the film, too. Ugh. I'm pissed. Because this is essentially terrible and it should be amazing. Fuck, how did this happen? How can someone have so little self-awareness to produce something like this and not get how he's fucking it all up? I don't get it.

This is a buy dependent on your size preference in women. The directing in this movie was excellent. I was impressed. Very good. Doggy segments which are usually fucked up by a director were well done in this movie. Not only that but the doggy segments were good in every scene. Bravo. 4 ladies in this movie were slim and the one to me that stood out was Kat Dior. She was slim but shapely, her scene stood out as well as Zoey Monroe's. There was one thick girl in this movie, Layla Price. I have a couple of her scenes in my library and I think this is the best one I've seen. Very well done. Really shows off that wonderful ass. Great directing for a change, slim and thick girls in the talent line up come together to make this movie worth buying.