Toastee Exposed

Ah, here we go, another "celebrity" porn DVD from the good folks at Vivid. But wait a minute...just who the heck is "Toastee" anyway? Well, after a quick Google search, I was able to uncover that Jennifer "Toastee" Toof was a contestant on VH1's reality show Flavor Of Love, where - ironically - she was booted by star Flavor Flav when he discovered a pornographic photo of her. Toastee was also a member of the cast of a recent spin-off series entitled Charm School. Does she qualify as a real "celebrity"? Maybe, maybe not...but let's take a look at this DVD nevertheless.

In the interest of fairness, I will say two nice things about this Vivid release. First, Toastee Toof is an attractive girl. Not attractive in the Kim Kardashian "supermodel" kind of way, but certainly in the "girl next door" kind of way. She has a all-natural body, and I didn't note any tattoos - always a big plus in my book. Secondly, for a "celebrity" video, the action is well-shot. The camera guy (who's also the male performer here) provides us with good lighting, decent angles and the all-important steady hand. Ray J. and Rick Saloman could learn a thing or two from this guy.

Now the bad news. The DVD is only 24-minutes in length, making it quite short. Truth be known, the Kim Kardashian footage wasn't much longer...it only seemed that way because Vivid looped the sex footage throughout. Thankfully, Vivid doesn't make the same mistake twice, and there is no looping (or annoying soundtrack music) in Toastee Exposed. Adding to the bad news is the fact that Toastee doesn't get penetrated, making this a blowjob-only sex DVD...and it's barely that. She doesn't even start sucking on the guy until about the 16-minute mark, meaning the viewer gets less than 10 minutes of really good action to watch.

What does Toastee do the rest of the time? Well, after introducing herself, she spends the first part of the video stripping out of a black dress, showing off her body to the camera and doing some mild masturbation. She also allows the guy to touch and tweak her nipples, as well as slip a finger inside her pussy while she's reclining on a couch. When the guy finally does get his cock out, he spends a good deal of time masturbating, and I was wondering if he was going to cum without Toastee touching him at all. Fortunately, she does start giving him a handjob and soon has his tool (albeit a small one, but let's not blame the guy for genetics) inside her mouth.

Much like the Kim Kardashian release, Vivid has included a bonus DVD with bonus scenes and trailers to make up for the lack of hardcore footage on the main disc. The main DVD also contains four trailers of its own for the Vivid releases of Illicit, Flasher, Fade To Black 2, and Heavy Breathing. Vivid only provided Adult DVD Empire with a copy of the first disc for review purposes, so I'm unable to report if the bonus disc in this package is the same as the one in the Kim Kardashian release or a new disc with different scenes/trailers.

The best reason to see this DVD (even if you just rent it) is the fact the guy shoots his load into Toastee's mouth, and she does appear to swallow it down. All in all, Toastee seems to have the makings of a solid adult performer...but this DVD just doesn't provide enough action to warrant a recommendation.

I just got my copy today and I have to say I am happy with it. I was a big fan of Toastee aka Jen from Flava of Love 2. She always reminded me of a , slutty Diane Lane. When she was kicked off for doing porn, I was like "great"! Where is the porn? I googled and googled and could only find some hot nudes and a lame wrestling video. I am glad that someone finally released some real porn with her!

Quality-wise the film is OK. It is a sex tape and the camera work and lighting are above average for that, but nowhere near the normal Vivid quality. The action is limited to a striptease, masturbation and a so-so blowjob. The best part is the guy blows in her mouth and she swallows. I thought that was hot.

So, bottom line , if you are looking for the Toastee porn DVD, this is it. I don't know if this is what got her kicked off the show or not... but it should have! It's for sure hardcore. Something that she denied up until the last. She still denies doing porn even on her MySpace page. Uh, someone should send her a copy of Toastee Exposed! I recommend it, if you are a Toastee fan!