In Anal Sluts We Trust 9

I keep saying I'm not going to bother with Raul Cristian anymore. He's a condescending jerk during a lot of his interview and tease bits, and that drives me nuts. But okay, since Liz is hot and I've dated a Liz who looks very similar, yeah, I'll try it.

I think Lora Row will be okay as well. Not sure I'm feeling the rest of the cast all that much. I'm just hoping he can manage to keep his hands to himself. That's the cardinal thing. He has this habit of reaching around the camera groping endlessly, and slapping in a way that's irritating. I want to smack him with his camera when he does that. I stopped paying attention for a minute-it's Ultra Music Festival weekend in Miami and I've got the audio feed blasting at a volume that would piss off OSHA real good-and after the intro part, it went back to the menu. That's different. I can't recall other companies that have done that. I get the trailer part (you know, which is basically the groundling version of the entire film shown before the film itself), but usually that's after I hit play, not before. Very interesting indeed. So is Liz actually Aliz? They look basically the same, so there's a pretty good chance. I'll leave that for the experts that write up the trades on this stuff. Instead, I'll just enjoy looking at her body.

Hey, check out the background! Somebody still listens to CDs! Think about how many people are going to be unemployed by the move to digital media: there's going to be an entire division of Ikea with nothing to do. Oh, right, Liz. Damn I want to put my mouth on all of that. The camera angles are kind of poor, so I can't get a sense of perspective on her. I don't feel like I know what her legs look like, even though we're staring at them. It's because there's never a shot that gives us a sense of her height or anything. Establisher shots are basic shit, and Raul never bothers with them. Also, his arm comes in a few times: you can tell because he's always got the same fucking watch on. I wish he would let her move and pose rather than putting her into the positions he wants. That's the part that's pretty douchey and controlling as far as I'm concerned. And the camera is now on the floor while we check out her ass. Even. Make the camera even with the target of the shot and perspective is restored. Fuck, do I need to start directing to stop these lazy, shitty habits? At least Raul trusts her to finger her own ass rather than doing it himself. That really pisses me off. Then the stunt cock shows up mid ass stretching. Annoying, actually, because he's blocking up the view of her face. Then yeah, right in her ass. Poor position choice for the first part, terrible camera angle for the second position. It's a barstool, and that should be great, but it's shot from essentially under the barstool itself. Grr. The reverse cowgirl and doggie bits are surprisingly alright, and the mouth shot in the end is okay. It's like Raul lost interest in the scene halfway through, and he magically stopped fucking it up. That'll play. Lora's scene is the third one on the disc, and she has just the fucking sexiest outfit on. By the way, I should give Raul credit for crediting the male talent alongside the female talent to start the scene. That's one small step towards marketing to a larger audience. We don't' get to linger on that outfit as long as I'd like, as Raul decides to get right close in on everything. Does the same makeup person do the eyes of every porn star in all of Europe? It's an identical look. Boo. We don't really get to look at her legs too much, but Raul does film her feet for a number of seconds. Then he's doing his usual bit of moving her around however he wants. And grabbing and spanking. Fuck, dude, knock it off. Especially when you're slapping her right ass cheek with your left hand, just reaching across the shot. Then there's the choking and slapping her tits. Ugh. He brings out so much anger in me. I'm done. If you can handle a grabby director who doesn't know how to setup a shot, you'll be fine with In Anal Sluts We Trust 9.

Scenes 1 - 3 were ok, liked Angelina Love but beginning with scene 4 I ran into some horrendous pixellation and video stuttering. Very shocked by this. Double checked to see if it was my computer that was choking and that was not the case. I wouldn't get this movie, 3 of the scenes were so pixellated and choking in places that they were not worth watching.