Load Almighty 2

Usually when I'm ragging on someone for putting their marketing ahead of making a decent product, that's Vince Voyeur I'm picking on. He feels the need to hammer the name the film or the series into his work. But Mike John isn't immune to this, either, and his habit in the Praise the Load and Load Almighty series to have the woman in a praying posture at the end is annoying. I say that as someone who isn't a Christian, so it's not like it's offending my own sensibilities. It's just that it is trying to be provocative, in a part of the film that's supposed to be the fun part, and feels remarkably unnatural on top of it all. It doesn't happen in every scene here with Load Almighty 2, but it does happen. In fact, it opens the film. Because, well, I don't know why. Also, the fact that he has them playing with cum so much right off the bat is off putting to me as well. In fact, the opening credits don't do anything to make me want to watch this. At least Andy San Dimas is still hot, and she owns her scene in a way that a lot of the others don't. There's a bit of bonus work at the end of her scene that's really damn hot, too. You'll want to tune in for that. So many loads to the face. Emma Heart is still one I miss. I think she thinks a lot of these guys are weird in
her scene, and it's amusing to watch the look in her face as they try to fuck her crack but look like they slip in a couple of times. Guessing that's not in the contract. The facial sequence is oddly giggly. Darryl Hanah still creeps me out. I don't know why.There's something about her.

Sarah Shevon, on the other hand, doesn't creep me out at all. Quite the opposite. I hate how this one is filmed, though, with some of the tease sequence from the floor, and then some blowjob nonsense through a fence. Just shoot a fucking normal scene. This gangbang bit is actually not all that great, and then the POV bit at the end suffers from dude insisting on fingering her ass during doggie, meaning he's blocking a view of everything. Way to go on that. Katie St. Ives is still cute, though this is an older flick from Katie. Before the artificially straightened dark hair. Like the dark hair, but I don't know how I feel about the straightener. Here she's still the lighter-haired curly girl, and she seems to have fun with it. Tatiana Kush is alright in this scene, but her pace isn't conducive to a blowbang film. She's taking her time while all the guys are going like meth freaks. Just all off. Then there's Claire Robbins. I've never seen anyone who so frequently looks like they want nothing to do with porn as Claire. I think that goes for just about every scene I've seen from her, too. I can't think of one where she hasn't had some kind of pained or apprehensive look on her face. The POV bit at the end honestly feels awkward, as she seems to be in some kind of pain the whole time. Then she takes a shot to the eye in the end, which I'm sure did a ton for her mood. So, yeah, there it is. I mean it's one I like enough to keep, and with two discs, you know you're going to see every moment of every scene, but there isn't anything here that jumps out at me as otherworldly amazing or anything. The stuff I get from Mike John is very solid, though there are always little things that get in the way from me loving it completely. Maybe I'm just being grumpy in my old age (note: I'm not old. I'm not even forty, but damn I've been doing this a long time.). If you can stand a little bit of dudebro attitude in your porn, you'll be alright here, because that's the feeling I ultimately get: like there should be a Beavis and Butthead laughing track over the entire film.

Ha! Just learned today you call these blow bang movies. This one is good and I would recommend it as a buy for all you blow bang fans out there. The talent line up is good and everybody was enthusiastic. Some of my favorites were in this one, Darryl Hannah, Emma Heart and Katie St. Ives. If you've never seen these 3 do a blow bang then that would be interesting for you to see. All in all a solid blow bang movie.