Big Wet Butts Vol. 8

I recently finally got to review Big Wet Butts, the original title in this series. That was yesterday. Today I'm already jumping ahead to volume 8. And with Christy Mack in volume 9, I'm hoping they'll send that my way as well (hint hint). The original edition and volume 8 do have one thing in common besides lineage: the timeless Shyla Stylez puts on a hell of a show in both. Add to this incredibly hot women like Angelina Valentine and Liza del Sierra, and you've got an absolute winner on your hands.

Let's start with Angelina, in fact. The tattooed brunette is already nude, showing off her holes while crawling down a hallway. I've never much liked the crawling woman theme, as it always feels dehumanizing to me, especially when it's crawling towards a guy waiting in another room. That isn't how this scene is put together, though. Angelina has dramatically overdone it with the makeup here, but she seems to do that in most scenes. A pity, that. She isn't shy about fingering her own ass, though, with three fingers going straight up there. I'm almost surprised she doesn't just fist herself. Then we have some kind of premise trying to sneak in, and I can't quite figure out why. What's with the Polaroid bits? Dude, seriously, stop talking and get down to business. No one cares what you think. They do get down to business, thankfully, and there's a fair amount of oral fun all the way around. Then the oil comes out, and now Angelina's ass is a lot more, well, shiny. Dude does spend too much time just sort of playing with her ass, though, instead of actually doing anything. The start to this scene is simply too slow. A few skips ahead, and bam, there's a dick up her ass. The shape of her backside makes watching her ass get plundered really simple. He's also going to work on her and she isn't even flinching. I want to spend some time with her. Damn. The doggie anal that follows it is really hot, though there's a whole crack fucking tease that goes ahead of it, something that was a bit gratuitous. Once he's in, though, it's all rather nicely done. The camera feels too tight, but that's what happens with POV. Then we jump out of POV for some more ass fucking from behind. Then Angelina just wants some cum, as she's working hard with her hands and mouth to earn a finish. Instead, there's time for some additional ass fucking. Wow. I didn't see that coming. Now he's ready, and it's a very nice facial in the end. Well decorated, that.

Liza is one of those stars that's never hard to look at, though the camera angle when we fade into her scene is really trying. It's basically on the ground, and it's hard to get any perspective on her body from all the way down there. Get that camera up and even with her body! She's dressed in such a sexy outfit, too, that screwing this up is almost unforgivable. They're already adding the oil, too, and then she's turned around and showing off her tits to us. The camera stays up for a second, then drops back down to the floor and looks up. Just awful. Directorial incompetence, that. You don't need to be under the talent when you capture them, and it's hard to get the curves right from that angle. Eventually we go inside, and they don't mess up the camera angles from there. Right to a blowjob with this one. Liza's eyes are so much fun. She's one of the very few who can wear this much makeup and still be readable. No problem with the anal here, though the missionary anal angle is captured too low again. Trying to make it a crotch shot, the director kind of screwed it up. It's an ass hole cumshot, too... the dude pulls out far enough to splash all over her crotch.

A great cast makes this film work, even though the director is inconsistent here. I just wish some of the bad habits of porn directors weren't spreading as much as they are. As artistic as directors want to be, they can't forget that their first responsibility is letting us actually appreciate the bodies and watch the action.