CFNM Secret 8

I've been sitting on this film for a few weeks. Not because I'm lazy. And not because it's summer and I'm off doing something all the time, though that is part of it. Mainly, it's that I don't get it. I don't get the entire clothed female nude male concept.I don't get the idiotic exclamation marks on the front cover. I don't get why this guy is some how embarrassed. In order to be that, that means anyone who has their clothes off should be embarrassed, and that's bloody stupid. Hell, this sounds a bit like the claim I read recently in a Salon post: that the reason for facials is to humiliate the woman. I don't see that at all, and it's a really fucked up social mindset to assume that. This is just fucked up in that it's not human behaviour, in that it's as as any Vince Vouyer series ever was, and that, frankly, it's more than a bit boring. I find as little entertainment value in CFNM Secret 8 as I do in any of the moronic Dancing Bear titles, a series that I did not think could be topped for stupidity. Look, they're stripping. And then the women, who should be the audience, are sucking him off. Why is it then centered around male pleasure? It doesn't make sense! What we have here are some painful attempts at what I'm assuming are supposed to be scenarios. Terrible dialogue, contexts you won't give a flying fuck about, and bad acting. The bottom image on the front cover really tells you everything you need to know. I don't even want to watch the damn thing, and considering Holly West is in this, that's saying something.

Miley Mae said in a recent interview with AVN how surprised she was with how professional everyone in the adult industry has been. I really do hope that's true. I also hope they'll figure out how to get that professionalism into their dudebro frat-boy plots they have going here. Because this is simply that stupid. This is supposed to be some kind of secret club. Where I guess everyone acts like -sipping alcoholics in the suburbs. Maybe that's a thing. The ladies are allegedly in charge, and they do things as they want. Umm, okay, but we're still ultimately fast-forwarding to the actual sex, as otherwise this could be a six-disc set of watching someone sip chardonnay and stalk people on Facebook. I know that's a thing. Five scenes that are essentially BGG, though it frequently takes more of the attitude that Devils Film does when we're not supposed to tell someone that they're fucking their mother or whatever: one woman mostly just watches what the couple are doing. And try not to run out of facial expressions in the process. Seriously, I'm running out of things to say. This appears to be mostly a MILF-esque cast. There's way too much makeup going on here. And not a single emotion or attitude on display is believable. I guess the video and audio quality is good enough, and Reality Kings generally don't fuck up the technical end of things. It's in plot devices and attitude that they still need to mature quite a bit. That seems to be the norm for the companies that went from the web to the general adult film business, but it's particularly glaring from them. In a word? Dumb. In two words? Really dumb. I can keep going. But I don't want to, and if you don't like idiocy in your porn, you won't either.