This Can't Be Deadpool XXXX

Ah, one of my favourite porn hobbies: reviewing spoof films where I haven't seen the original. So welcome, Deadpool: I don't get any of the damn jokes. First, let's have it be clear that this film was, uh, made on a budget. Yeah, that's how we'll word it. Also, I hate face makeup as much as I hate masks, so I'm very disgruntled that Ava Addams looks like one of Las Catrinas from Sunset Overdrive (Yeah! Take that! A reference I actually get!). In all seriousness, I really dislike superhero films. I was never a comic book fan, and if you ask me if I prefer Batman, Superman, or Spiderman, I indicate the total lack of fucks I give. All it seems to be to me is a tool for keeping Hollywood afloat at this point. But I also don't care about Harry Potter, finding the little brat a whiner more than someone with whom I can identify. So there's that. I also have to assume that Tommy Gunn lost a bet. What's the one guy who could deliver lines doing here? I'm now four minutes into the film and I already hate the hell out of
this music, by the way. Might want to queue up your own soundtrack. I guess I don't much know what to say. I can't really identify the plot, so even if this is spoofing something I could recognize, I can't find it. But you do get Gabby Quinteros starting off working two guys, with some help (and another dude, besides) coming in with Vixen. So that's nice. Oh, and this is the first feature in three years with Brittany Andrews. Even though she got shot in the beginning and is laying on a couch until around the halfway point. Personally, I enjoyed Kasey Warner's rformance, even if it wasn't shot all that well. And who went and stole the wall art from Mike Adriano's house for the set? Oh, right. Tommy's back for this one, delivering lines well while Kasey, well, isn't. Standard scene, though shot in that irritatingly obsolete way: where almost every shot is a diagonal one so they can fit as many body parts on the screen as possible. Meh. I'll enjoy more stuff from Kasey in the future, though. Quite the blowjob here, and we jump directly into another one starring Dava Foxx. That's okay, too. Oh, and we're still in front of a wall at ike's house. And that's all this scene is, too. So if you like Deadpool, uh, there's the one guy wearing a Deadpool costume in this film. I guess that's cool. But to me, the two hottest women in the thing are just giving head in scenes that go on for far too long. This film was made on a budget. And while it's rude to say so, it shows.