Booty Movie Vol. 2, The

I don't know how much it would cost to assemble Jada Stevens, Keisha Grey, Maddy O'Reilly, AJ Applegate, and Bella Bellz all in the same place, but The Booty Movie Volume 2 has pulled that off, and the results are still something very short of spectacular. The music could use a bit of attention, but putting on a nice opera or aria instead of this actually did the trick. Nice, honestly. Even better when listening to an opera and Maddy O'Reilly is performing. Though there are some very serious issues of Low Camera Angle Syndrome. We're staring below ball level during a cowgirl that manages to both miss most of the action and just generally look terrible anyhow. I hate that obsession from porn directors. Just like when we're following a woman with a really great ass as she walks, we have to have the camera be down below knee level. And for anyone who has ever walked behind someone wearing nice yoga pants, we all know that angle needs to be higher. Do it right already. And for what should be an amazing anal scene, we can barely even see the action from the spoon position. There are very easy ways to film all of this and this scene is somehow failing at it. And it also is just a lot of pumping and moaning. I feel like I'm watching something mechanical. With moments of closeups so strong I could get a medical license for them. A pity, that. I really like Maddy. But let's see what AJ can do. First is the required terrible tease sequence, with LCAS on full display-we're trying to check out her ass from the floor apparently. An ass looks nice when we can see the waist and hips, too, director. We need perspective. That's what's sexy, and you're utterly missing the point.Then there's the twerking for no reason. This seems to be a kind of exercise than anything alluring. Also,
when the camera is too low for that, it just looks strange. Damn is this film ever managing to piss me off with the little things it does wrong. And there are plenty of terrible camera choices during the fucking, too, but the bigger problem is the poor lighting. Ugh. This shouldn't be like this. Maybe Bella Bellz can save the day. Again, the director is utterly incompetent at capturing perspective, even with her incredible ass. I have to assume those are ass implants. Surely. Because that figure is somehow absolutely perfect. Either way, I salute her. Also, aside from Mimefreak's nearly pathological incapability of filming a cowgirl or reverse cowgirl bit correctly, this manages to be perhaps the best scene on the disc. So there's that. This should really be an off-the-scales good film, and it bothers me that technical and directorial incompetence robs it of that. A pity. Because the cast certainly brings the goods and effort.