Anacondas & Lil Mamas #13

Opening these flicks with "The Ballad of John E. Depth" is one of the most entertaining in porn. I agree with the part of the title Anacondas. However, the porn stars in this flicks were not exactly what I would call "little." One of the lines from the ballad sang, "It (the anaconda of a cock) will leave you all worn out and sweaty/ Hair nappy, legs like spaghetti." I can see John E. Depth dicking these women down until their legs felt like spaghetti. However, with the nappy hair claim, did he plan to screw them so hard that their heads would continually slam into a pillow, couch, headboard or bed until their well-done hairdos became nappy? That sounds like an intense brag. However, I don't doubt John E Depth's potential to back that up in sex performance.

Scene 1-Although the sex in this was not as long and strong as scenes 2 and 3, it was still very good. Mya Mays' knee high boots were very sexy and greatly added to the provocative nature of the scene. However, I thought she should have kept them on for the entire scene or taken them off right before sex. Why take them off in the middle of the sex action? Along with this, the opening also broke up the sexually erotic flow in the same type of way. Mya Mays was partially on sexual display and partially masturbating. John E. Depth came in and interrupted her masturbation. A much better opening would have been for John E. Depth to either be there for the start of Mya Mays' sexual display and/or masturbation or allow her to continue her masturbation as a lead in towards sex. That way, none of the sexual energy flow would be interrupted.

Scene 2-The sex in this was longer and more intense than scene 1. It was a steady and strong screw--slow, erotic and sensuous. The plot lead in was pretty funny. John E. Depth pretended to be so concerned about Nadia Jay's boyfriend situation. He said, "He (your boyfriend) is not showing you attention and he lost his shop. That's a bad combination." Was John E. Depth really telling her anything here that she didn't already know? Nadia Jay told John E. Depth as she started rubbing his leg, "I was going to go work out. I can get a work out here." She didn't sound like the type of woman John E. Depth told not to "be scared" or "run" in his ballad. This was the best overall scene of the flick.

Scene 3-This was the very best sex performance of the film. The action was long and intense. The plot lead in was non-existent. A better option would be to either include a longer and more entertaining lead in or simply do a sex display and/or masturbation of Loni Legend before her performance. He told Loni Legend to "face the world" before changing to reverse cowgirl. Face the world, cowgirl-show us how you ride!!!!! Loni Legend did this in excellent fashion.

Scene 4- This was a pretty good lead in and well done sex action. John E. claimed to Lisa Tiffian that by causing them to miss the play, she jammed him up. He returned the "jamming up" back to her in top notch fashion--literally!!! Just like scenes 1 and 3, this was not totally a sex display of the performer nor totally a plot lead in--it tried to be both of these. Being more consistently one or the other would make for a better overall flick.

This left nearly nothing to be desired in sex performance. It was also quite entertaining. However, there was too much inconsistency in the formula and the attractiveness of the performers was average. Nevertheless, John E. Depth and the team, this was very well done.