Best Ass in the World

Writer, producer and director Stanlay Miranda is apparently the latest talent to come out of the Evil Angel stable, but after viewing the dreadful BEST ASS IN THE WORLD, I have to wonder just what the studio sees in his work. To put it simply, I didn't like this flick one bit. There seems to be literally hundreds of gonzo directors out there in Porno Wonderland, but only a distinct few have the kind of vision and expertise to make their work stand out and above the rest. Mr. Miranda's video is fitting for the Evil Angel "house"-style, but I was not impressed enough by the appearances of the actresses (especially as presented by the repulsively crude videography) and certainly not by their sexual performances to give this disc even the weakest recommendation, or to give his other titles the benefit of the doubt. (I admit that I have not examined his co-directing efforts on Buttman's Popo Zuda Party and Buttman's Rio Carnival Hardcore, nor do I really care to after viewing BEST ASS.) .

Make no mistake about it: there is plenty of raw and very hardcore action going on for over two hours, and as the title implies, butt-banging is what this movie is all about. (And not just with respect to female asses, either, unfortunately.) The opening scene with Jazmine and Nacho Vidal which is a constant visual succession or rimming, fucking and sucking, sets the lewd tone for the rest of the movie. However, the video soon veers off into sexual action which will not be appealing to guys with strictly heterosexual and lesbian tastes.

Deborah Taylor (who is rather unappealingly hairy all over her butt cheeks) is up next, and she shares an outdoor segment with Christian Wave. During the fucking and sucking action, she lactates all over the poor schlub's face in a repulsive mess, and for the grand finale, she actually cum-swaps with him (wherein she gets a dollop of choad in her mouth, which she spits back into his). It's more than I can handle on a full stomach. I've had the misfortune of viewing instances where Mark Davis would kiss girls when their lips were stained with cum (the upcoming NASTY NYMPHOS 7), and I gagged out loud when I saw Tony Montana sample his own man-goo (THE GANGBANG GIRL #13), but this scene was more graphic and more crudely shot. It was just plain gross.

As for the remaining scenes, Nicole Maya and Criswel two-on-one with Fabio Scorpion was my favorite (so to speak) if only by default. The girls attack him vigorously, alternately sucking his cock, giving him rimjobs and sticking their finger up his colon. Later, Tabitha is paired up uneventfully with Mr.Wave (who fortunately doesn't get involved with any funny stuff here, but their coupling is a bore), while Vivian Mello has a threesome with Fabio Scorpion and Maurinho Manson. Tabitha's session is definitely the most run-of-the-mill of the bunch (she doesn't even take a cum facial) while Vivian, who does a nice solo show for us before being, has an otherwise fine threesome up until the time she decides to strap on a dildo. One of the guys then lovingly sucks on her artificial penis before he bends over to take it up the ass. This beautifully directed segment is definitely the erotic highlight of my porn viewing career...Not!

The Bonus Scene on this disc brings together the unholy union of Sharon, who is female, and Giselle Prado, who is not quite a female. She masturbates sensuously and then Giselle enters the scene (with real boobs and penis firmly attached to her/his body) and they copulate. Let me be honest in stating that I watched most of this scene in speed-search mode, and unless you enjoy staring at she-males (not that there is anything wrong with them or that), you may want to forego this scene altogether.

I don't mean to sound like an uptight, close-minded fundamentalist here, but I must say that most of the action as applied to and accepted by the male talent in this video wasn't to my tastes at all. Guys who don't care to see male asses getting prodded and poked will more than likely consider this title to be a bad, bad, bad joke. And quite frankly, I think it's unfair for the studio to market an all-anal video, especially with a title like BEST ASS IN THE WORLD, without giving audiences some indication of the other type of conduct found here. Boo, Evil Angel...Hiss!

Aside from the hardcore content, I should also point out that visually speaking, this is one of the ugliest gonzo flicks I've ever seen. I'm not referring about the digital transfer, which appears to be up to Evil Angel standards, but rather the general videography, which is murky and eye-straining. The shaky camera work and awkward viewing angles certainly don't help matters, but all of these problems merely add insult to injury.

Forget this flick. Instead, pick up almost any given Evil Angel title from Jules Jordan, Joey Silvera, Rocco Siffredi, and of course, John Stagliano and you'll be much better off.