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Aria Banks proves her mettle to the coach by doing a panties-free cartwheel, Skylar Vox confesses to her nymphomania, Natalia Queen sells some "cookies," and Dixie Lynn orchestrates a move from the junior varsity to varsity with some very persuasive charms. (Lynn's pigtails and freckles make her an apt, accurate capstone for the movie's four scenes.) Each scene keeps to a simple formula that provides enough context to give us a flavor of the situation without getting carried away with plot mechanics.

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